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    AShlyed is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Default Now this is what a man should do

    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
    Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
    mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the
    wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
    for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
    wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
    and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
    reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
    give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
    of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He
    said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
    envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
    bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious
    of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail
    them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
    for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
    you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he
    turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had
    the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
    would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
    the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
    were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
    for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
    bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
    family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Manly, huh?
    En Taro Adun !!
    -- Yes, I speak Engrish
    Torncity

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    Old. So old.


    http://www.chunlikickedme.com

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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    he turned to the best man and said, "F---
    you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
    They had already effed themselves.

    Ye olde noose, indeed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AShlyed View Post
    Manly, huh?
    Well other than that, a man has to protect his gf, so what happened to your gf man? you suddenly stop here.
    Last edited by flash; 11-07-2006 at 12:11 AM.

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    BlaZeR28 is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    Quote Originally Posted by AShlyed View Post

    Manly, huh?
    Not as manly as this.
    Quote Originally Posted by be0wulf
    Old. So old.
    F--- YOU!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dante Obscuri
    They had already effed themselves.

    Ye olde noose, indeed.
    F--- YOU!

    Quote Originally Posted by flash
    Well other than that, a man has to protect his gf, so what happened to your gf man? you suddenly stop here.
    F--- YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlaZeR28 View Post
    Not as manly as this.

    F--- YOU!

    F--- YOU!


    F--- YOU!
    I wouldn't call that manly either.. More like too much vodka.. Or plain out stupid. But whatever floats your boat!

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    I would call it gay, or call him a pillow-biter, but that wouldn't be politically correct. So I won't say that.

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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlaZeR28 View Post
    Not as manly as this.

    F--- YOU!

    F--- YOU!


    F--- YOU!
    Not manly enough to say the complete word?


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    AShlyed is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Quote Originally Posted by flash View Post
    Well other than that, a man has to protect his gf, so what happened to your gf man? you suddenly stop here.
    Oh she's fine thank you
    She moved in to my apartment and therefore I think we are okay now
    En Taro Adun !!
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