Over the years, I've found my p*nis to be an inconvenience.
1. Many times have I been unable to go sharpen my pencil, pass papers, or leave when classes end simply because I found the girl sitting next to me or the teacher was hawt.
2. Whenever I'm with someone I like, the blood drains from my brains and enter my crotch. I needed that blood in my brain to think and to talk to her!
3. I get erections standing up...