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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default Serious topic: A guy at school picked a fight with me and I need your help.

    Quickly, direct me to a website that teaches you Aikido in 24 hours or less! I'm gonna show him! I WILL!

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    Talamare is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    OMG
    Aikido?!!?!

    Nah man!

    Brasilian Jiu Jitsu!

    http://www.jeanjacquesmachado.com/onlinetraining/

    Online Lessons!!!

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    wow this post sounds almost like adverstising
    before i get banned id like to say it is not adverstising, im jus tryin to help ak with his many problems
    Last edited by Talamare; 10-03-2006 at 12:26 PM.

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    abhilash is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    aye if u want u can send me like 30 flight tickets and me an my boys will come down to where u live and take care of this guy for you. oh ya i forgot to mention that i live in new zealand.
    u could also try to gouge his eyes out and while his attention is on your fingers kick him in the balls quickly and then take it from there

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    Arlong is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    How big is this guy? and how small are you ? =d

    what attributes do you possess
    Can't help ya if we don't know any details

    Founder of the Church of Berserk, Last Veteran of the Cold-Nite Wars

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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Oh thanks man, I am so there. Once I jujitsu his sorry ass, the chicks will be all over me just like that.

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    abhilash is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    dude jujitsu option costs $24.99 per month

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    jyunjoo91 is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    you could just distract him with a naked picture of a hot model kick him in the balls for free, OR

    pay $24.99 for the jiu jitsu option

    your choice
    anime- the best form of entertainment

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    jamie1990 is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    no. steal his rucksack with all his work in it. without him noticing. That's what I'm going to do with my enemy. And I'll keep on stealing his stuff, until he fails his examinations and has to leave the school. hahahahah ahahahahah

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    Arlong is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie1990
    no. steal his rucksack with all his work in it. without him noticing. That's what I'm going to do with my enemy. And I'll keep on stealing his stuff, until he fails his examinations and has to leave the school. hahahahah ahahahahah
    lol, seriously thats evil

    Founder of the Church of Berserk, Last Veteran of the Cold-Nite Wars

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    Talamare is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    tell the ugliest fattest dumbest girl in school that he likes her

    and watch as she kills him when she jumps to hug his back

 

 
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