Thread: So what do you do to discourage women from getting close to you?

Or that is, to stop them from pestering you?

I don't really like the attention I draw in. Sure, they're cute/hot but I kinda prefer my women friends to be smart. I've been using 'I'm sorry, I can only marry an elf, and you madame are no elf.' since highschool.

Freshman year in college, some chicks who were in one my classes actually had the gall to detain me on my way to class and introduce me to more of their stupid friends. You know, those that wear mini-skirts but always look at you like you're a pervert if you happen to meet at the bottom of a flight of stairs and you refuse to go first. Because, I mean if you're going to wear that, you have to accomodate the crap it brings right? Anyway, after introductions were made, I said, with a devilish grin on my face, "Ladies, ladies, I'm [name] and I like... no, I love penis. Tell your friends about me. Bye."

They've never talked to me since.

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Post yours. I might be needing them for 2 or 3 (3rd one is still being considered as she appears to be smart enough) girls soon and I believe my methods have now gone stale.

'Jag vill inte träffä gilla med inte penis!!'

Nothing beats it when you talk a language you dont understand yourself and the word penis in the sentence.

Get your dick out.

Originally Posted by 98abaile

Get your dick out.

and piss on her, that should do the work

top 2 are dangerous

top 2 worked for R Kelly

Ways to get a girl to stop liking you
Tell her you like (her name), and she will be all like 'really' or something
then use another girls last name

and say wow you thought it was you, that is so sad

Originally Posted by 98abaile

Get your dick out.

AK would be fighting them off he did that. the ladeez can't resist AK's multitudinous missile of man-meat.

okay, first start picking your nose. continue until she leaves, or it starts bleeding. once it has started bleeding, try to wipe as much of it as you can on her sweater, while she is still wearing it.

Or you could try expanding your former strategy and claim to be already in a relationship with your father and brother, or a pedophile, or better yet- into bestiality.

Originally Posted by jamie1990

Or you could try expanding your former strategy and claim to be already in a relationship with your father and brother, or a pedophile, or better yet- into bestiality.

Id laugh if he attracts some phycho bitch whos into all those things

man Incestous Beastiality Pedophile

hmm

That would be raping your baby sister whos a cat girl right?

Stick it in her pooper.

Originally Posted by jamie1990

AK would be fighting them off he did that. the ladeez can't resist AK's multitudinous missile of man-meat.

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF THE 3 INCH LONG PENIS?

All hell's going to break loose now on your sorry ass now.

*starts flailing*

Start asking the girl all kinds of personal questions about her mom, and then casually mention you're into dating hot looking older women right now.