Thread: If I had a dollar for every time__I'd Be Rich!

<_< You never told me, you just said you had some impossible to pronounce name like derived from an Irish mythological character. And you gotta admit that the pronounciation looks nothing like the spelling. =p

If I had a dollar for everything that happens I would be the richest person alive.

If I had a dollar for every speck of matter that's converted to energy then I'd have enough shinys to build my very own Moonbase, Jupiter ship, and positive input device [Energy go in, more energy come out, more energy go in, star come out]

I just want sex.

Find a whore.

If I had a dollar every single time somebody cursed I could afford my tuition for college.

If I had sex every time someone makes a grammatical mistake on ST...I'd probably have AIDS.

Originally Posted by kayangelus

If I had a penny for every 10,000 molecule in the universe, I would have infinite cash. (since pennies are made up of more than 10K molecules)

no you wouldnt and no they're not.

If I had a dollar every time I eat I'd become healthy...

Originally Posted by Dante Obscuri

If I had a dollar for each dollar generated by a present value of a million dollars at an interest rate of 100% continuously compounded, I'd be really rich.

I'd be to dumb to count...