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    98abaile is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    No, go with THE FORKSSSSS!

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    INVU is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    "What? How was I suppose to know she was your wi- *dies*"

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    sperm worm is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    how about rusty spoons?


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    I'd say "When you march through the gates of hell, I'll be waitng. P.S. Bring some bitches"
    (i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only something in me understands the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses) nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands.

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    I would cry.

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    Would you be interested in double glazing?

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    Tayuya is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    "That was one hell of a tupperware party..."

    or better yet

    "He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the... aaaaarrrrrrggghhh..."


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    Talamare is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    depends on whos arms i was dying

    if it was my bestfriends
    id say im sorry i have a confession to make, ive been nailing your sister/girlfriend for the last 10 years

    if it was my wife
    id say im sorry i have a confession to make, ive been nailing your sister/bestfriend for the last 5 years

    if it was my son
    id say son, im sorry i have a confession to make, im not your biological father

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    You were a mistake.

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    I'm actually the black form of Michael Jackson!



 

 
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