Thread: Any Last Word's Before you die?

No, go with THE FORKSSSSS!

"What? How was I suppose to know she was your wi- *dies*"

how about rusty spoons?

I'd say "When you march through the gates of hell, I'll be waitng. P.S. Bring some bitches"

I would cry.

Would you be interested in double glazing?

"That was one hell of a tupperware party..."

or better yet

"He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the... aaaaarrrrrrggghhh..."

depends on whos arms i was dying

if it was my bestfriends
id say im sorry i have a confession to make, ive been nailing your sister/girlfriend for the last 10 years

if it was my wife
id say im sorry i have a confession to make, ive been nailing your sister/bestfriend for the last 5 years

if it was my son
id say son, im sorry i have a confession to make, im not your biological father

You were a mistake.

I'm actually the black form of Michael Jackson!