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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default I move that we now start using the term 'turtle sex' to refer to rape.

    http://share.ilovevideoz.com/media/p...845CA547525B1D

    A male will try to bite the female he wants to bone, then she'll try to run off and he'll chase after her. At some point, she'll run into a corner or he'll catch up and then the fun starts. If the male can get behind her and lock his back legs into her back shell, he'll lay back and start pumping her full of his turtle power.

    On the other hand, if he gets on her front and side, she can bite him and prevent him from getting back there, or at least stall him.

    Basically, turtle sex is rape. Every single time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC
    Basically, turtle sex is rape. Every single time.
    aka.

    turtle sex is rape in slowwwwwwwwww mode

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    I've seen rats fuck too, the male had to chase the female around, he was moving really fast once he got on top though, it's like he was vibrating.

    I'm guessing that lots of animals do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adonai
    I've seen rats fuck too, the male had to chase the female around, he was moving really fast once he got on top though, it's like he was vibrating.

    I'm guessing that lots of animals do that.
    Might as well call it "animal sex".....

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    Tevesh is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Sounds like a lot of human sex too.

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    Sounds more like Beastality to me. Although, for some reason I am now imagining the Ninja Turtles getting bwned by each other. Hm..

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    so can rapists argue they were just trying to get in touch with nature? =p

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    dude, call it wat it is, Rape. Rape is Rape and why the hell you trying to dress it up to make it sound nicer, its wrong. and thats why it doesnt sound right.
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    So you're sayin'...

    AKofC got turtle sexed by a big, angry, chihuahua would be correct?


    http://www.chunlikickedme.com

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    Not wanting to split hairs but technically its 'Tortoise Rape' being that they're tortoises. The one in the video looks like a grown up version of mine as well.... I'm so proud.

 

 
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