hahaha... thats good. or think of my name...
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yeah, so what. im crazy. deal with it.
Originally Posted by rabidfuzzybunny
And Saint Atilla raised the hand grenade up on high, saying
"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade. That with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin.
And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count. And the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count. Nor either count thou two. Excepting that thou then procede to three. Five is right out."
"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached-- then lobest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at thy foe. WHO, being naughty in my sight, shall 'snuff it'."
It is pretty sad that several Muslim groups are living up to that quote... & He doesn't want to apologize for something that a dead guy said 700 years ago, but he should still do it to make people stop shitting themselves (and shooting nuns).
Dammit, the Buddhists should get in on this shit too! I bet they're feeling left out of all the religious strife.
Anyone who feels somewhat offended by what the church and the crazy old fool the pope is must be stupid.
I'm catholic and I proudly say that my religion sucks more balls than Jenna Jameson and this current pope is a retard.
Dont kill people because of there religion kill people because they are people, stop looking for excuses and get on with the killing.
Pope: Ishman i am your father.
Ishman: Then why the fuck did you cut off my hand, quick George Lucus make me a new one so i can reach back like a pimp and and slap this ho!!
Dont ask me to spell anything!
You Are a Different Person When You Are Afraid
It's because he's German. Yes, lets fuck up the progress Pope John Paul.Originally Posted by Jyuu