Thread: Talk Like a Pirate Day

A drunk pirate is a happy pirate!

YARRRR

ARRR Matey! Ye be speakin true pirate now... Now where be the ale, my throat be thirsten!
*gulp* ahh, thats better.
Now mateys, it be time to go plunder a village!
YAAAARRRRRR!

Not a single mention of 'poop decks' and walking 'planks', for shaaame...

Yarr, I'm herrrr to steeellllllll all yur booty! Yarrggghhhh.

Arrr! You scurvy wench! Swab me poop deck or I'll have ye walk the plank! Avast!

Oh-hoho! /ties on bandana/

As a scurvy wench, I'd like to ask if this comes with a Union package of some kind?

I'm not going near anyone's poop deck, so the plank it shall be! YARRHARRHARRRRR

And by walking the plank, I mean having sex.


/cough/ I'm not very good at this.

Avast me hearties! Surrender ye booty to me!

Nevarrrrrrrr, I will be the one to poop on yarrrr deck and make yee swab it. YARGGGHH.

Divine wants to take a shit on your chest, Mojo. /gets out camera/

Originally Posted by Tayuya

Divine wants to take a shit on your chest, Mojo. /gets out camera/

Mi Harty, those arrrrrrrrrrrr fighting worrrds to mi. I take a poop on yerrrrrrrrr deck as welll. Yargh.