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    Quote Originally Posted by deuce22 View Post
    wow, how do u necro this thread?! wtf were u looking for when u decided to revive this?
    What kind of guys Asian girls like, obviously.
    DUH



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    Quote Originally Posted by Terasiel View Post
    (warning: uncharacteristic speech and corny humor ahead)

    Well, if she's religious and likes a good sense of humor you can always use some of those wonderful bible verses.
    I prefer, personally, to read them Judges 19:
    Judges 19

    A Levite's Concubine Degraded

    1Now it came about in those days, when (A)there was no king in Israel, that there was a certain Levite staying in the remote part of the hill country of Ephraim, who took a concubine for himself from Bethlehem in Judah. 2But his concubine played the harlot against him, and she went away from him to her father's house in Bethlehem in Judah, and was there for a period of four months.(Translation, she slept around and left me.)

    3Then her husband arose and went after her to (B)speak tenderly to her in order to bring her back, taking with him his servant and a pair of donkeys. So she brought him into her father's house, and when the girl's father saw him, he was glad to meet him.(I forgave her, even though I could get her stoned for that[not the fun stoned, either].)

    4His father-in-law, the girl's father, detained him; and he remained with him three days. So they ate and drank and lodged there.
    5Now on the fourth day they got up early in the morning, and he prepared to go; and the girl's father said to his son-in-law, "(C)Sustain yourself with a piece of bread, and afterward you may go."
    6So both of them sat down and ate and drank together; and the girl's father said to the man, "Please be willing to spend the night, and (D)let your heart be merry."
    7Then the man arose to go, but his father-in-law urged him so that he spent the night there again.
    8On the fifth day he arose to go early in the morning, and the girl's father said, "Please sustain yourself, and wait until afternoon"; so both of them ate.
    9When the man arose to go along with his concubine and servant, his father-in-law, the girl's father, said to him, "Behold now, the day has drawn to a close; please spend the night. Lo, the day is coming to an end; spend the night here that your heart may be merry. Then tomorrow you may arise early for your journey so that you may go home."
    10But the man was not willing to spend the night, so he arose and departed and came to a place opposite (E)Jebus (that is, Jerusalem). And there were with him a pair of saddled donkeys; his concubine also was with him.
    11When they were near Jebus, the day was almost gone; and (F)the servant said to his master, "Please come, and let us turn aside into this city of the Jebusites and spend the night in it."
    12However, his master said to him, "We will not turn aside into the city of foreigners who are not of the sons of Israel; but we will go on as far as Gibeah."
    13He said to his servant, "Come and let us approach one of these places; and we will spend the night in Gibeah or Ramah."
    14So they passed along and went their way, and the sun set on them near Gibeah which belongs to Benjamin.
    15They turned aside there in order to enter and lodge in Gibeah. When they entered, they sat down in the open square of the city, for no one took them into his house to spend the night.
    16Then behold, an old man was coming out of the field from his work at evening. Now the man was from (G)the hill country of Ephraim, and he was staying in Gibeah, but the men of the place (H)were Benjamites.
    17And he lifted up his eyes and saw the traveler in the open square of the city; and the old man said, "Where are you going, and where do you come from?"
    18He said to him, "We are passing from Bethlehem in Judah to the remote part of the hill country of Ephraim, for I am from there, and I went to Bethlehem in Judah. But I am now going to my house, and no man will take me into his house.
    19"Yet there is both straw and fodder for our donkeys, and also bread and wine for me, your maidservant, and (I)the young man who is with your servants; there is no lack of anything."
    20The old man said, "(J)Peace to you. Only let me take care of all your needs; however, do not spend the night in the open square."
    21(K)So he took him into his house and gave the donkeys fodder, and they washed their feet and ate and drank.
    22While they were celebrating, behold, (L)the men of the city, certain (M)worthless fellows, surrounded the house, pounding the door; and they spoke to the owner of the house, the old man, saying, "Bring out the man who came into your house that we may have relations with him."
    23Then the man, the owner of the house, went out to them and said to them, "No, my fellows, please do not act so wickedly; since this man has come into my house, (N)do not commit this act of folly.
    24"(O)Here is my virgin daughter and his concubine. Please let me bring them out that you may ravish them and do to them whatever you wish. But do not commit such an act of folly against this man."
    25But the men would not listen to him. So the man seized his concubine and brought her out to them; and they raped her and abused her all night until morning, then let her go at the approach of dawn.
    26As the day began to dawn, the woman came and fell down at the doorway of the man's house where her master was, until full daylight.
    27When her master arose in the morning and opened the doors of the house and went out to go on his way, then behold, his concubine was lying at the doorway of the house with her hands on the threshold.
    28He said to her, "Get up and let us go," (P)but there was no answer. Then he placed her on the donkey; and the man arose and went to his home.
    29When he entered his house, he took a knife and laid hold of his concubine and (Q)cut her in twelve pieces, limb by limb, and sent her throughout the territory of Israel.
    30All who saw it said, "Nothing like this has ever happened or been seen from the day when the sons of Israel came up from the land of Egypt to this day. Consider it, (R)take counsel and speak up!"
    Yeah baby, that's how I roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    But we don't like necroers.
    agreeeeeeeed

 

 
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