Thread: what women really want...

well ladies...
i cook..AND clean.

all while making minimum wage.

marry me, blizzar.

haha. i cook gourmet. i clean (i have to, im a messy fuck),
but i make more then minimum wage! muahahaha. 15$ an hour... hehe.

...and im good with kids.

Originally Posted by child_of_serenity

I have mangos and I have peaches.

GREAT! ^^ now if we only knew how to make a pie out of it......

men that cook? I think most men can cook. well I can and most of my friends too. or its probably because I used to live in a dorm and all of us are a bunch of cheapskates ^____^

me: wanna buy some take outs?
friend a: you buyin?
me: no
friend a: you answered your own question!

Ugh, house men don't want people who want house men. Just because we're capable of doing the chores and have been raised to do all of them in our household does not mean we enjoy it and are willing to do 100% of the workload.

LOL! last time I cleaned the house. errr.... I forgot! ^^
but I enjoy cooking and I don't like living in a messy house.

CN that's why woman break out the whip. You must all be house trained.

why do you think men are strong? we dont feel the whips. only girly men feel them.
w00t for a male dominated society. lol.

Oh sperm pretty sig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And men, for the most part nowadays, are absolute babies. Honestly, you pull out one nail and they start screaming...................or so I have heard cough.

Hey. Getting a nail stuck in you is NOT funny. Especially when all you have is cheap gauze pads and scotch tape.