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    Cold-NiTe is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    I'd shoot him in the arm, then shoot his cat. Make sure he watches it go first. Then end him.
    Dear cousin choppitychop89, you were a good relative, though I hardly knew ye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krytha
    If I were the firefighters I probably wouldve been pissed off enough to set the tree on fire, and then set the cat on fire, and then set the owner on fire. Sure, I might go to jail, but thems the breaks.

    *edit* As an added bonus, this was post #911...
    Yeah, Farenheit 451 all the way. Burn him, then burn his books, too. Burn all his fucking books.
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    maybe he was trying to live out anodd fantasy.....who knows
    Are you DORK enough?
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    Krytha is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    That's one hell of a fantasy... When I grow up, I want to prankcall the local firemen into rescuing my cat who has escaped into a tree and won't come down. Yeahh... Ohh yeahh that's hot...

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    *fap fap fap*

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    That's bastard firemen. Why pay them in taxes if they're not gonna do their jobs? It's unethical I say, unethical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold-NiTe
    I'd shoot him in the arm, then shoot his cat. Make sure he watches it go first. Then end him.
    i must say, i like your way of thinking.

    *to cronik* that's a pretty good book IMO

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    Calling Mr. Incredible...



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    one problem: he has to tear the tree out of the ground to get the cat out of the tree...


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    Oh fine, I'll call Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the cat out of the tree.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez
    Oh fine, I'll call Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the cat out of the tree.
    Wouldn't that send the cat to an alternate universe where it wasn't stuck there in the first place?

 

 
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