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    Default There is a conspiracy against me!!!

    That's right, you heard it right.

    There is a conspiracy against me!!

    Always when I go out in the morning to school or just going out with my bike, the wind is always blowing against me!! EVERYWHERE!!

    The wind keeps blowing towards me, making it a lot harder to cycle, and I am not talking about a slight wind, its quite strong. >

    I tried changing directions and even peddling slower just if it was my speed but NO! even if I go the opposite direction, it keeps blowing, I tried going towards different directions, you'd think the wind wouldnt blow from all the directions, right?

    YOU'RE WRONG!

    It must be my country trying to make me healthier by peddling against win, even when going uphill, they must have created giant fan's with wings that keep following me.

    I need a car.



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    It must be Newton's 29th law, Wind is relative to weight, therefore, you = slow.

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    Get off....Then walk, or jog.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DivineVTDragon
    It must be Newton's 29th law, Wind is relative to weight, therefore, you = slow.

    How do I counter this?

    Quote Originally Posted by tetnubis
    Get off....Then walk, or jog.
    I cant get fast enough to places if I do that.

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    With a spoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DivineVTDragon
    With a spoon.
    That's not logical, explain kthx.

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    Well, with a spoon you have the ability to eat things such as ceral, spagetthi, rigatoni, Nesquick, and other spoon related foods that contain carbs. carbs will allow you to run faster and lose weight, in turn it will lower the wind. Also, while riding a bike with a spoon in your mouth you will feel gravity shift as it scoops away from you. Spoons are the only thing universal to solve physic problems.

    GGThxBi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DivineVTDragon
    Well, with a spoon you have the ability to eat things such as ceral, spagetthi, rigatoni, Nesquick, and other spoon related foods that contain carbs. carbs will allow you to run faster and lose weight, in turn it will lower the wind. Also, while riding a bike with a spoon in your mouth you will feel gravity shift as it scoops away from you. Spoons are the only thing universal to solve physic problems.

    GGThxBi.
    Ill try that out tomorrow morning at 8:10 am when ill cycle to school. (its 9:41 PM right now).

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    No! My conspiracy will prevail! I will destroy all spoons in your area!

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    No, you've all got it wrong. The wind is telling him something, it's telling him to blow.

    So, I hope you get good at oral.

 

 
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