Those big car corporations are trying to manipulate you so you buy their cars by using large fans. My suggestion is to bring stacks of fake money attached to some invisible wire, some sort of sniper rifle, and explosives. Stuff some of the explosives in the money and make a system so when you press a button, the money will explode. While you go to school trail the fake money behind your bike and you will find mysterious men poping out of nowhere and they will try to grab for the money. Press the button and make sure there arn't any cats there, bike as fast as you can out of there and find a car when noone is looking. Use the sniper rifle to bang a whole in the window, then open the door to find it was already open and get in. Bring a copy of `How to Hotwire a Car for Dummies` and hotwire the car with ease. Find a someone alive from the explosives and put a mask venting anesthesia into their system so they will be fast asleep. Go to the DMV, and get your drivers license. Then, go on a highspeed pursuit chasing the wind and when the cops comes, get a brick, switch places with the sleeping man, put the brick under the accelerator, postion car to head for lake, time explosives, jump out.