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    ChaoticAzure is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Those big car corporations are trying to manipulate you so you buy their cars by using large fans. My suggestion is to bring stacks of fake money attached to some invisible wire, some sort of sniper rifle, and explosives. Stuff some of the explosives in the money and make a system so when you press a button, the money will explode. While you go to school trail the fake money behind your bike and you will find mysterious men poping out of nowhere and they will try to grab for the money. Press the button and make sure there arn't any cats there, bike as fast as you can out of there and find a car when noone is looking. Use the sniper rifle to bang a whole in the window, then open the door to find it was already open and get in. Bring a copy of `How to Hotwire a Car for Dummies` and hotwire the car with ease. Find a someone alive from the explosives and put a mask venting anesthesia into their system so they will be fast asleep. Go to the DMV, and get your drivers license. Then, go on a highspeed pursuit chasing the wind and when the cops comes, get a brick, switch places with the sleeping man, put the brick under the accelerator, postion car to head for lake, time explosives, jump out.

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    apekz is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    i think god just hates u

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    would you prefer rain? =P

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    I was trying to post in another forum....I have no idea how I ended up here...I blame the wind.
    Last edited by shadow_sniper; 08-17-2006 at 01:02 PM.

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    MojoMunkeez is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    I wanted a big penis, I got a small one instead.
    I blame the wind.



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    jamie1990 is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    huc huc. If the wind tried to beat me up, I'd be all like: "Ai! Bitch! I ain't taking anymore of your crap! now get back in the kitchin and make me some pie!" huc huc.

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    coolerimmortal is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    It's because you aren't a Pirate. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, our lord and creator, wants us all to be Pirates. Because of the recent lack of pirates, he has caused Global Warming. We must all repent and return to the ways of the Pirate!

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    shadow_sniper is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    LMAO You read that article too! I am one of his worshiper as well. All hail the great Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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    Hanul is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Your country wants you to be a great pro road racing cyclist,one that will be ever more glorified/honored/looked up to than Lance Armstrong.Your country wants you to be the one who will win the Tour de France 10 consecutive times.

    Until one has given everything, one has given nothing.
    óGeorges Guynemer

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    I think God farted in your face.

 

 
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