An escaped convict, being in prison for murder, had spent 25 years of his life in the locker.
During his escape he came upon a house where a young newlywed couple were sleeping.
He ties the man to a chair next to the bed and the woman he ties to the bed.
He bends over the woman and it looks like he's kissing her on the neck. Suddenly he gets up and leaves the room.
The womans husband gets himself over to his wife, still tied to the chair.
He bends over to her and whispers something to her.
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman for many years. I saw him kissing you on the neck before he left the room. The best thing for you to do is to cooperate and do everything he tells you to. If he wants to have sex with you, do it and pretend you like it. Don't do anything to make him angry. Our lives depend on you. Be strong and remember that I love you."
The half-naked woman responds to her husband.
"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman for many years, but he didn't kiss my neck...he whispered in my ear. He said he thinks you're very cute and asked me if we have any lube in the bathroom. Be strong and remember that I love you."