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    Weero is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Default He thinks you're really cute

    An escaped convict, being in prison for murder, had spent 25 years of his life in the locker.
    During his escape he came upon a house where a young newlywed couple were sleeping.
    He ties the man to a chair next to the bed and the woman he ties to the bed.
    He bends over the woman and it looks like he's kissing her on the neck. Suddenly he gets up and leaves the room.
    The womans husband gets himself over to his wife, still tied to the chair.

    He bends over to her and whispers something to her.
    "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman for many years. I saw him kissing you on the neck before he left the room. The best thing for you to do is to cooperate and do everything he tells you to. If he wants to have sex with you, do it and pretend you like it. Don't do anything to make him angry. Our lives depend on you. Be strong and remember that I love you."

    The half-naked woman responds to her husband.
    "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman for many years, but he didn't kiss my neck...he whispered in my ear. He said he thinks you're very cute and asked me if we have any lube in the bathroom. Be strong and remember that I love you."

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    Last edited by Weero; 08-15-2006 at 01:06 PM.

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    Cold-NiTe is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Oooooh, ROLE REVERSAL.
    Dear cousin choppitychop89, you were a good relative, though I hardly knew ye.

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    Aikido is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    aww, thats so cute. I'm wondering why he ties the man to a chair though...

    hmm....

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    DivineVTDragon is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Owned with a B, for Boner.

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    coolerimmortal is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    ...Hehe...

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    blizzar180 is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    i read this joke a while ago. gets me every time.

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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Maan... Poor dude, still, he had it coming.


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    Dascu is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Haha, always good for a laugh.

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    zoik is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    i wish i had seen the face of the guy!
    its not that i dont respect your opinion, i just dont want to hear it!


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    Nighthawk18 is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    ouch.......
    If uve gotta draw the line sumwhere, make sure its drawn in pencil

 

 
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