There is a God. And He is a God of Righteous Fury.
Smitten this day I was. Just minding my own business when sudden power outage and bam! 200 gigs worth of porn go poooooooooooooooooooof. Western Digital is obviously run by devil worshipers because it is clear that the Lord God does not favor their shitty products, as He used them as the means to smite my person.