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    nataku_0 is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    I'm waiting for the sequel, "Snakes in the Zoo".

    Sounds crazy.

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    nataku_0 is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    She would eat the snake. And pirate. And look cute while doing it.

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    Ishman is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Quote Originally Posted by blizzar180
    snakes on a plane sounds like a strange idea for a movie. but samuel l jackson can pull anything off

    You fail at life.
    Snakes on a plane is the most awesome idea to come around in a Long, Long time.

    And it's got Samuel L. Jackson.

    The only way this could possibly be cooler is if Episode IV Darth Vader popped out of nowhere halfway through the movie and sliced the plane in half.

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    shinigamiX is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    For Ishman, the only thing that could make Snakes on a Plane cooler are carbon nanotubes, si?

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    you guys really need to read this thread. if you haven't already.
    http://206.225.86.190/cs/forums/1/20...t.aspx#2097565
    Quote Originally Posted by chipp future
    Sharks on a Roller Coaster teaser trailer:

    GUY WHO NARRATES EVERY ACTION MOVIE PREVIEW: In a world full of roller coasters...sometime things take a...wrong turn.

    FADE IN ON: Family at the dinner table (mom, dad, two kids)

    DAD: Hey kids, I have a treat for you. Since you both had such good report cards, we're going to the amusement park tomorrow.

    KID #1: OH BOY!

    KID #2: I wanna ride a roller coaster!

    CUT TO: INT. SHARK-TRANSPORTING VAN

    VAN GUY #1: It's gonna take us forever to get these deadly great white sharks to the aquarium. Now I won't be able to get high until later.

    VAN GUY #2: Yeah.

    (HEARTBEAT wells up on soundtrack.)

    ECU of VAN GUY #2's mouth as he says...

    VAN GUY #2: Unless we take a shortcut through the amusement park. (ECHOES)

    NARRATOR: This summer, there's blood on the tracks.

    CUT TO family at amusement park. DAD looks at sign that reads "You must be this tall to DIE."

    Dad rubs his eyes, takes glasses out of his shirt pocket, puts them on. Sign now says "ride" instead of "DIE."

    SERIES OF RAPID-FIRE QUICK CUTS:

    1. FBI AGENT ON PHONE: What fucking part of "SHARKS ON A ROLLERCOASTER" do you not understand, Mr. President?!

    2. KID ON ROLLERCOASTER: Mommy, is the shark going to kill us?
    MOM: No honey...no.
    (SHARK leaps into frame)

    3. WOMAN SCREAMING: You have to stop this roller coaster!

    4. AMUSEMENT PARK MANAGER: [sigh] I'm gettin' too old for this sh-

    5. HUGE FUCKING EXPLOSION, SCREAMING

    6. DAD [screaming at sharks]: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN DAY FOR MY KIDS! FOR THEIR REPORT CARDS! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WATER?!

    CUT TO BLACK

    KID's voice, echoing: Mommy, is the shark going to kill us?

    TITLE: SHARKS ON A ROLLER COASTER.
    Summer 2006.
    You must be this tall...to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stormy
    XDDDDD

    in later pages there are a bunch more like this and better.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stormy
    Last edited by jamie1990; 08-10-2006 at 04:28 PM.

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    Cold-Nite!! you're back!! its nice to see ya again welcome back ^-^
    i think i will like the movie but...... whats with the guy with the glasses??

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    Oh god! Sharks on a rollercoaster sounds like the best thing ever! Now if only it were true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ishman
    You fail at life.
    Snakes on a plane is the most awesome idea to come around in a Long, Long time.

    And it's got Samuel L. Jackson.

    The only way this could possibly be cooler is if Episode IV Darth Vader popped out of nowhere halfway through the movie and sliced the plane in half.
    i just find it strange because snakes are pretty much the last thing you would expect to hear about from a plane. most people would picture a plane ride thriller to be based on a terrorist attack, or some other means of hijacking..but snakes on a plane? it's so outlandish (literally), it's genious.

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    Today, I went to Barnes and Noble. While I was there, I purchased two things: Monster (volume 4) and SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE: THE MOTHERFUCKING NOVELIZATION. I felt very happy. It's over 400 pages long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolerimmortal
    Today, I went to Barnes and Noble. While I was there, I purchased two things: Monster (volume 4) and SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE: THE MOTHERFUCKING NOVELIZATION. I felt very happy. It's over 400 pages long.
    was it by F.Scott motha fuckin' FitzGerald?
    I'm not sure if my motha fuckin' source is accurate:

 

 
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