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    Ice.Coffee is offline Banned Frequent Poster
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    Default funny jokes~

    Greatest Pub?

    A scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie are having a drink on holiday in America.
    "Y'know" says the Scotsman, "I still prefer my local back in Glasgow, the landlord there will buy your fifth drink for you when you buy four."

    "Well," says the Englishman, "at my local the barman buys you your third!"

    "ahhhh, that's nothing," says the Aussie, "Back home in Sydney, there's a bar where the minute you set foot in the place, he'll buy you all the drinks you like, then when you've had enough. they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid! All on the house!"

    The Englishman and Scotman immediately scorn the Aussie but he swears its the truth.

    "And this has actually happened to you?" asks the sceptical Englishman.

    "Not me personally, no. But it did happen to my sister."



    AKofC:
    How do you make a 6yr old cry twice?
    Wipe your bloody Richard on her teddy-bear.

    Sherman:
    you sick bastard!

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    .... do you think the average Joe on ST will actually understand that? i mean unless you have a background in physics and crap, like AKofC it's not very funny. i found it midly amusing, however i'd like to mention that there is no such thing as centrifugal force.

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    DUN DUN DUNNNN!! What a conspiracy theory! Or was that a joke? It was pretty funny either way...

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    hmm, so AKofC is jyuu, it kinda makes sense... Jyuu and AK both seems to have similar fetishes...hmm..

    and centrifugal force does not exist!!! it intertia!! you think that when ur spinning 'centrifugal' force is pulling u in or what-not?! this is not true, it is inertia not wanting to shift course, hard to explain with words, i need a diagram but centrifugal for is 100% false, it was made up during a time in which science was not as knowledgable as today.

    on a side note, does anyone know a site i can upload music or somehting so i can get it to play on myspace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Issalroc
    Best. Joke. Evar. Period.
    All the great dead physics geniuses are playing hide and seek in heaven. The first one to count is Einstein. As soon as he turns his back everyone but Newton runs away. Newton just draws a square with each side measuring 1 meter and get in it.
    Einstein finishes counting and turns around, seeing Newton. Before Einstein touches the wall Newton screams:
    -Stop!
    -Why? - Einstein replies
    -Because it's not Newton you're seeing.
    -What?
    -It's Pascal!
    -WTF?!?!
    -Pascal equals Newton per square meter.
    Dude, thats beautiful.

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    Isnt this soposed to be a Funny jokes tread??

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    ...children, please. that joke is great. if you do not understand it, then quite obviously, you're a lot less intelligent then the people who do. haven't you ever heard the adage; DON'T BELITTLE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
    kthx.


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    the joke thread has descended into a conspiracy thread.

    maybe AKofC's other mind is Jyuu
    like alter egos.

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    Now that I've established myself as the better stalker, I think I'll go nurse what's left of my good reputation in a corner somewhere.

    Edit - By the way, physics jokes are hilarious.
    Last edited by kaom; 08-05-2006 at 05:38 PM.

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    Great physics joke, Issalroc.

    Anyone who doesn't get that joke, well, isn't as smart as the people who do, obviously.



 

 
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