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    Ice.Coffee is offline Banned Frequent Poster
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    Default woah! this is erotic!

    i found this on the world of warcraft official boards. (if u know the boards, then u know they're messed up) anyway, enjoy:
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    SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY! I'M !&$%ING CRYING ABOUT THIS

    First a bit of backround:

    My mom and dad got divorced about six years ago. Since then it's just been my mom, my sister and I. I get to see my dad once a month as he lives in Toronto and I live in Calgary. It's hard to fly up and visit him as much as I'd like to due to this little thing called money which my family is short of. I've also haven't seen my mom with another man since the divorce since she wants us to grow up before she gets involved in a relationship again.

    The Event:

    About four weeks ago my dad called my mom up in a drunken rampage and screamed at her for a good hour about how he was cheatiing on here while they were married, how he's not going to pay child support and how my mom was the scum of the earth. This caused my mom to fall into an emotional breakdown and she was pretty !&$%ed up that night. I came home from work and she was completely drunk. To be honest, I've never seen someone so drunk in my entire life. She was telling me about the phone call and how she wished my dad would just die. She was really open with her feelings and emotions and she was telling me a lot.

    She offered me some Vodka and I accepted, as I go crazy for that stuff. I love Vodka and I really just wanted to help her out. The last thing I wanted to do is refuse from her and then have her start crying again. I had seven shots and I started to get a little tipsy when she put her arm on me. Now usually I just push away as I hate the "mushy" stuff from my mom. She always wants to spend time with me and touch me in a "mom-son" way. Just love for your child I suppose but this time, I just accepted it and I was really too drunk to care.

    What happened after this was completely unexpected. I've never thought about my mom this way before, not even in the slightest. She's my mom for !&$%s sakes. My mom told me to shut my eyes, and she kissed me on the lips. I was completely stunned. I didn't know what to do so I just sat there.

    "I love you Eric"

    "Umm... I love you too mom"

    By this point, I was completely confused, even more so for a drunk. I didn't have the slightest clue what was going on.

    "No, Not like that Eric..."

    She put her hand on my lap over my family jewels and then kissed me again. She then started kissing me furiously and passionately. She then pulled off her shirt and mine and pretty much, well pushed me on the floor. She was on top of me and there was really not much i could do. I was being seduced by my own mom. I couldn't belive it. Then we made a huge mistake... we had sex. I didn't even want this. I didn't even want my mom to touch me; I hate it when she touches me but the effects of the alcohol took its place and turned us into horrible monsters. Although I don't like to admit it, I had never had sex this great. We finished up and she left to go to the washroom to clean up. I don't remember anything else about the night. In the morning she never mentioned it at all and she acted completely normal despite the fact that she !&$%ed her own son.

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    like, omg? this guy makes AKofC and the other wierdo's here look normal. fear my 5" hard on.
    Last edited by Ice.Coffee; 08-04-2006 at 02:36 AM.

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    Dante Obscuri is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Disgusting is not enough to describe that.


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    Ice.Coffee is offline Banned Frequent Poster
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    its still funny/interesting

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    you're joking right? yeah of course you're joking.
    because a mother... a mother would not do that. I don't think. And I also don't think you would let her. So umm... I'm not sure why you're doing this but it didn't happen. you understand? It didn't happen.
    Butyou know if it did happen because, you know, you might have not been joking, then you need therapy or memory repression or hypnotism or something. Wait what am I saying? It reaally didn't happen
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice.Coffee
    its still funny/interesting
    ha ha you had me for a minute there. ha ha good one ha ha... ha...ha.

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    Dascu is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Or, it's a joke. Or, he simply dreamed that all and didn't realise it.

    Or, him and his mom are fucked up. (heh, pun not intended)

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    Woah this is some pretty hot shit right there.

    Watch Kaom freak out because I said that... Bwahahaha.
    Dear cousin choppitychop89, you were a good relative, though I hardly knew ye.

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    Disgusting? I got a semi-boner.

    ...


    Oh yeah, I am a disgusting person.

    Anyway, that's fake. Well, most likely fake. But I don't think anyone would even seriously consider sleepin with their mom unless she was super hot and around 30-40.

    I've been reading too much ero manga.

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    Is this meant to be a moral/ethical dilema thread?
    didn't AK make one a while back where it was with a brother and sister?
    anyway as I remember the general concensus was that it's ok because they are the same age about and they don't have kids. But that it becomes unacceptable when it's across generations.
    so... so naughty! that's very naughty Ice.Coffee. Very bad indeed.

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    I dunno. If it's real, I don't think the guy seriously regrets it, rather, he's showing off in his own twisted way.

    What am I basing that on? Mainly: the kind of guy who would post about that on a World of Warcraft site is most likely the kind of guy who would thank God for any intimate attention he recieved.

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    Ice.Coffee is offline Banned Frequent Poster
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    Jamie1990 seems to be under the impression that i did this?! look man, my mother is hot and all but im not as bad as AKofC ok! although my 5'' manliness did enjoy the read. >.>;;

    and yeah i found this on the O-boards of WoW.

 

 
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