Thread: Thanks lady

This email was sent to me by the same lady who sent me the one about that girl who plays softball.

After that email I have become better at child stalking.
And after this one, I’ll be visiting your house to practice the new tricks I have learned.

PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY !!! IT
MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!

Importance: High

Good Day

I would like to share some of the more simple security busting methods in use at the
moment with you in the hope that the public will take better measures to protect
themselves.

Pallisade Fencing: - A normal car jack is being used to open and thus separate the
vertical bars on palisade fencing thus allowing criminals to walk through fencing
and remove objects or prepare cars for hijacking.

Electric Fencing: - It's simple. Take a length of wood with two nails attached, push
it through two wires, and voila, the current is re-directed causing no harm to the
criminal but does in fact damage and disable your electric fence which inevitably
still costs you in repairs. Another method of deactivation is by jumper cables.
Simply redirect current and the result is - No alarm. Sadly I have been informed in
so many instances where my clients have electric fencing, that they don't even
activate the fences. The criminals know this.

Motorized Gates: - Simply pour petrol over it and set alight. This allows for the
gate to be moved open without too much difficulty and don't be surprised at how
easily your car was removed.

The very latest trend: - Is to place a burning CD in an open window of a home.
The toxic fumes serve to drug the inhabitants. The effects are a very deep sleep
to awaken a few hours later, feeling very drowsy. Whilst asleep, the criminals
have free access and reign to everything in your home. The terrifying part is that
you cannot even protect yourself. You simply go to sleep.

It is important that we know how these crimes are committed. Remember crime is very
big business in this country. Forewarned is forearmed.

Please share with others.

.Shocking.

the cd burning one is cool

oh my god. thats so interesting. thanks a lot, seriously. I wonder whats on a cd...

Originally Posted by Brimstone

The very latest trend: - Is to place a burning CD in an open window of a home.
The toxic fumes serve to drug the inhabitants. The effects are a very deep sleep
to awaken a few hours later, feeling very drowsy. Whilst asleep, the criminals
have free access and reign to everything in your home. The terrifying part is that
you cannot even protect yourself. You simply go to sleep.

How to protect yourself: Do not open windows if you live on the first floor.

YAYZ! that's not a problem for me cause those windows are never open. ^_^

Wow, but you would need a friggin' blowtorch to actually set a CD on fire.

Wow, now I have a guide to theft.

Originally Posted by DivineVTDragon

Wow, now I have a guide to theft.

Yeah. Time to go steal some shity.

OP, you fail.

this isnt something you should show me since considering im probably gonna use one or two of these now.

Originally Posted by Brimstone

Sadly I have been informed in so many instances where my clients have electric fencing, that they don't even activate the fences. The criminals know this.

they buy one and they didn't use it. scarecrow tactics ........ =_=
pretty much useless if the criminals knows it.