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    Brimstone is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Default I know its not Christmas

    I like this song, it reminds me of how christian expect everyone to support their holiday. BTW i am christian too. And i probably wont be around here for christmas so i'll post it now.

    Artist: Mr. Garrison Lyrics
    Song: Merry Fucking Christmas Lyrics

    Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
    In the silly Middle East
    No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
    They have different religious beliefs

    They believe in Muhammad
    And not in our holiday
    And so every December
    I go to the Middle East and say...

    "Hey there Mr. Muslim
    Merry fucking Christmas
    Put down that book the Koran
    And hear some holiday wishes.

    In case you haven't noticed
    It's Jesus's birthday.
    So get off your heathen Muslim ass
    and fucking celebrate.

    There is no holiday season in India I've heard
    They don't hang up their stockings
    And that is just absurd!

    They've never read a Christmas story.
    They don't know what Rudolph is about
    And that is why in December
    I'll go to India and shout...

    Hey there Mr. Hinduist
    Merry fucking Christmas
    Drink eggnog and eat some beef
    And pass it to the missus.

    In case you haven't noticed
    It's Jesus's birthday
    So get off your heathen Hindu ass
    and fucking celebrate!

    Now I heard that in Japan
    Everyone just lives in sin
    They pray to several gods
    And put needles in their skin.

    On December 25th
    All they do is eat a cake
    And that is why I go to Japan
    And walk around and say...

    Hey there Mr. Shintoist
    Merry fucking Christmas
    God is going to kick your ass
    You infidelic pagan scum.

    In case you haven't noticed
    There's festive things to do
    So lets all rejoice for Jesus
    And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

    On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
    Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
    Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

    (Clapping)

    Thank you Mr. hat

    Offensive hey
    Dont ask me to spell anything!

    You Are a Different Person When You Are Afraid

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    aallx is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Default

    Technically, they do celebrate Christmas in Japan. Just not in the religious sense.
    Daijoubu! Saa, mae ni susumou taiyou wo itsumo mune ni...

    Tsunaida te tsutawaru Power negai wo tsukamaeyouyo!
    http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/aallx/

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    Icy.Blitz is offline Banned Respected Member
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    Default

    yeah, its jsut free sex and presents. =/

 

 

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