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    Default Why You dont Fuck With Me (Repost?)

    i was asked to repost this as it was truly hilarious... happened a couple months ago and it was on my website so here it is... i dunno if this is the first time i posted it or what ...

    happy now Ishman? XP


    Part One
    Quote Originally Posted by Kholdstare
    ... for all you that havent seen it, me and my good friend shaun (GemX2) did this to some idiot

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    Ok on sconex i have this pic as my profile pic



    so suddenly alot of guys are comin up trying to hit on me... so this one sucker named William tries to IM me on AIM and start up some shit... so my decietful ass grabs my friend Shaun (Ruby Patronus) and we do this...

    Campos01j the FUCKING IDIOT!!! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU THAT WANNA HIT ON ME!!!
    Campos01j (9:13:39 PM): waz gud ma im william from sconex
    Dean5287 (9:13:47 PM): willliam....
    Dean5287 (9:13:52 PM): and why are you IMing me
    Campos01j (9:14:31 PM): cuz i want to chat with u why i cant
    Dean5287 (9:14:36 PM): about what
    Campos01j (9:15:10 PM): how r u
    Dean5287 (9:15:15 PM): im fine
    Campos01j (9:15:32 PM): u go to school
    Dean5287 (9:15:47 PM): yes... why does it matter im not in highschool
    Dean5287 (9:16:56 PM): ???
    Campos01j (9:17:30 PM): ooh so u in college
    Dean5287 (9:18:08 PM): yea... a
    Dean5287 (9:18:13 PM): and what are you in
    Dean5287 (9:18:34 PM): and chat is not this slow >_>
    Dean5287 (9:20:07 PM): *sigh*
    Campos01j signed on at 9:20:24 PM.
    Campos01j (9:21:29 PM): r u
    Dean5287 (9:21:37 PM): am i what
    Campos01j (9:22:17 PM): in college
    Dean5287 (9:22:20 PM): yes
    Dean5287 (9:22:31 PM): why it take so long for you to respond...
    Dean5287 (9:22:45 PM): you typin with one hand or something??? ^_^
    Campos01j signed on at 9:26:21 PM.
    Dean5287 (9:26:29 PM): sorry about that
    Dean5287 (9:26:51 PM): why you take so friggin long to respond... im tired and i dont know you... remind me why i should care again?
    Campos01j (9:27:49 PM): u dont have to care
    Campos01j (9:27:55 PM): if u want to talk to me is iight
    Dean5287 (9:28:26 PM): ok
    Dean5287 (9:28:34 PM): so lets talk
    Campos01j (9:29:08 PM): iight
    Campos01j (9:29:24 PM): so wut u studing in college
    Dean5287 (9:29:30 PM): Civil Engineering
    Dean5287 (9:30:06 PM): you in high school?
    Campos01j (9:30:24 PM): yup
    Dean5287 (9:30:36 PM): where u at
    Campos01j (9:30:59 PM): lincoln
    Campos01j (9:31:07 PM): brooklyn
    Dean5287 (9:31:15 PM): cool
    Dean5287 (9:31:23 PM): you doin your thing?
    Campos01j (9:31:49 PM): yup
    Campos01j (9:31:52 PM): where u at
    Dean5287 (9:32:09 PM): Polytechnic University... downtown...
    Campos01j (9:32:59 PM): ooh u in brooklyn 2
    Dean5287 (9:33:01 PM): ya
    Campos01j (9:33:11 PM): ooh iight
    Dean5287 (9:33:28 PM): so whats good
    Dean5287 (9:33:54 PM): what you studyin up in linc
    Campos01j (9:34:42 PM): eveything english math u know
    Dean5287 (9:35:07 PM): nothin in particular/
    Campos01j (9:38:10 PM): naw
    Campos01j (9:38:20 PM): so how old r u
    Dean5287 (9:38:48 PM): aight so im talkin to my friend and she thinks youre tryin to hit on me ... slowly tho... is that true
    Dean5287 (9:38:52 PM): im 19
    Campos01j (9:39:33 PM): ooh
    Campos01j (9:39:34 PM): wut
    Dean5287 (9:39:53 PM): im serious.... shit is funny tho but thats wat she said
    Campos01j (9:40:08 PM): no
    Dean5287 (9:40:16 PM): aight
    Dean5287 (9:40:28 PM): haha... shes sayin some funny shit about you
    Dean5287 (9:40:32 PM): cuz you comin outta nowhere
    Campos01j (9:40:44 PM): wut she said
    Dean5287 (9:41:02 PM): that you be whackin off to my pic
    Dean5287 (9:41:18 PM): she od tho...
    Campos01j (9:42:18 PM): lol
    Dean5287 (9:42:32 PM): you like the pic?
    Campos01j (9:43:08 PM): ur pics
    Dean5287 (9:43:17 PM): ?
    Dean5287 (9:44:22 PM): huh/
    Dean5287 (9:44:46 PM): anyways im about to change my profile pic on sconex
    Campos01j (9:45:01 PM): ooh that pic in the front is u
    Dean5287 (9:45:11 PM): ?
    Dean5287 (9:45:39 PM): yea...
    Campos01j (9:46:10 PM): that pic is nice
    Dean5287 (9:46:16 PM): yea
    Dean5287 (9:46:25 PM): i took that a couple weeks ago on a trip
    Dean5287 (9:46:37 PM): good ass camera
    Campos01j (9:47:07 PM): lol
    Dean5287 (9:47:28 PM): yo my friend is OD on you...
    Dean5287 (9:47:36 PM): anyways lemme change it
    Campos01j (9:48:40 PM): iight does she have a screen name
    Dean5287 (9:48:54 PM): lol im on the phone
    Campos01j (9:49:06 PM): ooh
    Dean5287 (9:50:12 PM): hold on shes gonna get online
    Campos01j (9:50:30 PM): iight
    Dean5287 (9:51:01 PM): she says give her 10 minutes
    Campos01j (9:51:26 PM): iight it takes her 10minutes to go on
    Dean5287 (9:51:50 PM): chill
    Dean5287 (9:51:53 PM): no rush
    Campos01j (9:52:03 PM): iight
    Dean5287 (9:54:35 PM): aight
    Campos01j (9:54:45 PM): iight
    Dean5287 (9:55:02 PM): lets chat
    Dean5287 (9:55:35 PM): you cant chat?
    Campos01j (9:55:54 PM): yea
    Campos01j (9:56:02 PM): so wut u doin
    Dean5287 (9:56:13 PM): chillin
    Dean5287 (9:56:19 PM): im talkin about a chat room
    Campos01j (9:56:27 PM): yea
    Dean5287 (9:56:31 PM): so make on
    Dean5287 (9:56:33 PM): one*
    Campos01j (9:56:51 PM): wuts ur friewnds s/n
    Dean5287 (9:57:19 PM): ill invite her
    Campos01j (9:57:33 PM): iight make 1
    Dean5287 (9:57:45 PM): you make it
    Dean5287 (9:59:17 PM): im in where are you?
    Dean5287 (9:59:23 PM): shes in
    Campos01j (9:59:44 PM): wut i send u one
    Dean5287 (9:59:58 PM): hmmm
    Dean5287 (10:00:08 PM): i got two invites and youre in neither of em
    Campos01j (10:00:56 PM): u send me 1
    Dean5287 (10:01:02 PM): aight
    Dean5287 (10:01:20 PM): ooo
    Dean5287 (10:01:25 PM): it sez you dont support chat
    Dean5287 (10:01:46 PM): her sn is Ruby Patronus
    Campos01j (10:02:29 PM): iight
    Campos01j (10:02:32 PM): tel her to im me
    Dean5287 (10:03:46 PM): i did
    Dean5287 (10:03:49 PM): so meanwhile talk to me
    Dean5287 (10:03:50 PM): whats good
    Campos01j (10:04:12 PM): nm waz gud with u
    Dean5287 (10:04:18 PM): chillin
    Dean5287 (10:04:21 PM): tell me tho
    Dean5287 (10:04:28 PM): did you really like that pic
    Campos01j (10:06:33 PM): is hot
    Dean5287 (10:06:41 PM): yeah i know
    Dean5287 (10:07:07 PM): you didnt tell me how old u were
    Campos01j (10:07:20 PM): im 14
    Dean5287 (10:07:30 PM): whoa
    Campos01j (10:07:37 PM): yup
    Dean5287 (10:07:59 PM): and you tryin to holla at me... you got balls man
    Campos01j (10:08:24 PM): yea i know i got balls
    Dean5287 (10:08:45 PM): you know what... tell me about em
    Campos01j (10:08:53 PM): lol
    Dean5287 (10:09:08 PM): if you got the balls to talk to me you better be able to back them up
    Dean5287 (10:09:18 PM): and if you can... thats real good
    Campos01j (10:09:44 PM): lol
    Dean5287 (10:10:00 PM): i aint laughin
    Dean5287 (10:10:18 PM): babe when you get older youll realize the stuff we gotta go thru
    Dean5287 (10:10:29 PM): and the pussies that stay tryin shit
    Campos01j (10:10:52 PM): u lesbian
    Campos01j (10:10:55 PM): right
    Dean5287 (10:10:59 PM): bisexual
    Campos01j (10:11:44 PM): ooh
    Dean5287 (10:12:27 PM): and you
    Campos01j (10:13:17 PM): i love girls
    Dean5287 (10:13:44 PM): good to hear
    Campos01j (10:14:08 PM): yup
    Dean5287 (10:14:24 PM): so tell me this
    Dean5287 (10:14:49 PM): i wanna know how long is the small talk gonna continue or are you gonna tell me something to keep me interested
    Dean5287 (10:15:14 PM): i dont fuck around ... im a lil more direct
    Campos01j (10:15:29 PM): so wut do u want to talk bout
    Dean5287 (10:15:36 PM): you tell me
    Campos01j (10:16:03 PM): well can i met u 1 day
    Dean5287 (10:16:31 PM): i dunno if i wanna meet someone i just met but AIM is fine for now...
    Campos01j (10:16:55 PM): iight
    Campos01j (10:18:04 PM): yo ur friend waz like waz i jerking off to ur pics
    Dean5287 (10:18:10 PM): i hear you hittin on my friend hard tho
    Campos01j (10:18:39 PM): shes interrested in sex
    Dean5287 (10:18:45 PM): so am i
    Dean5287 (10:18:48 PM): whats the problem
    Campos01j (10:19:09 PM): nothing
    Dean5287 (10:19:30 PM): so tell me what you know
    Campos01j (10:19:49 PM): bout sex
    Dean5287 (10:19:56 PM): yea
    Dean5287 (10:20:17 PM): i wanna know what you know
    Campos01j (10:21:05 PM): well i know how to make a girl fell gud
    Dean5287 (10:21:35 PM): thats good tell me how and with what
    Campos01j (10:22:22 PM): well with ma dick and making her scream
    Dean5287 (10:23:31 PM): mmhmmm
    Dean5287 (10:23:41 PM): and just how big is this dick?
    Campos01j (10:23:57 PM): well why dont u find out
    Dean5287 (10:26:02 PM): cuz youre gonna tell me
    Campos01j (10:27:16 PM): is really big
    Dean5287 (10:27:54 PM): my tits are really big
    Campos01j (10:28:26 PM): yea i can tell but ma dick is bigger
    Dean5287 (10:28:40 PM): well damn
    Dean5287 (10:28:47 PM): i hope you know how to use it
    Campos01j (10:29:04 PM): hell yea
    Dean5287 (10:29:24 PM): good...
    Dean5287 (10:29:32 PM): so you wanna do anything special with me
    Campos01j (10:30:24 PM): hell yea if its ok with u
    Dean5287 (10:30:34 PM): tell me what you wanna do
    Dean5287 (10:31:21 PM): i got these tits and you got that dick... so lets get a lil foreplay goin cuz... im a horny girl and you should be tryin to find out just how horny i am
    Campos01j (10:32:02 PM): iight then lets have sex
    Dean5287 (10:32:36 PM): i dont like goin in without a plan... so tell me what you wanna do
    Dean5287 (10:32:46 PM): tell me wat you wanna do with me
    Campos01j (10:33:04 PM): anything
    Dean5287 (10:33:14 PM): nah... you gotta do better than anything
    Campos01j (10:33:37 PM): u tell me
    Dean5287 (10:33:53 PM): cmon, you cant think of nothin
    Dean5287 (10:34:17 PM): i got these tits and my nipples is all hard now and you cant come up with nothin to make me feel good besides "anything"???
    Campos01j (10:36:40 PM): wut u want me to say
    Dean5287 (10:36:54 PM): tell me what you wanna do with that dick
    Dean5287 (10:37:03 PM): tell me if you like my tits or my ass better
    Dean5287 (10:37:23 PM): or just tell me how hard that shit is
    Campos01j (10:38:35 PM): well i want u to play with ma dick and i want to stick ma dick up ur pussy and i like bothur tits and ass
    Dean5287 (10:38:47 PM): mmm thats goo
    Dean5287 (10:39:02 PM): but you can do better
    Dean5287 (10:39:15 PM): tell me what position you wanna use ... and how long you wanna do it
    Campos01j (10:39:47 PM): well lets do it till we get tierd
    Campos01j (10:39:55 PM): any position that works
    Dean5287 (10:41:10 PM): better
    Dean5287 (10:41:17 PM): you can do better
    Dean5287 (10:41:26 PM): from behind, me on top, you on top
    Dean5287 (10:41:30 PM): whats your fantasy
    Campos01j (10:42:03 PM): well i will like to do evryone of does positions on u
    Dean5287 (10:42:11 PM): mmmmm
    Dean5287 (10:42:25 PM): thats good
    Dean5287 (10:42:39 PM): you got anything truly special to finish it off
    Campos01j (10:43:19 PM): from the bak or u be ontop of me
    Dean5287 (10:43:34 PM): mmmm
    Dean5287 (10:43:50 PM): thats real good
    Dean5287 (10:44:48 PM): and where do you wanna bust your nut
    Dean5287 (10:49:46 PM): hmmm?
    Campos01j (10:50:32 PM): ill bust in ur mouth if its ok with u
    Dean5287 (10:50:43 PM): perfect
    Campos01j (10:51:55 PM): so when can we meet
    Dean5287 (10:52:17 PM): ill see
    Campos01j (10:52:50 PM): cmon we have to make a plan
    Campos01j (10:56:31 PM): so tell me when
    Dean5287 (10:57:07 PM): ill IM you again when im free
    Campos01j (10:57:36 PM): iight but it g=has to be on a school day iigh ma
    Dean5287 (10:57:51 PM): aight
    Campos01j (10:58:15 PM): u live far from fulton
    Dean5287 (10:58:21 PM): nope
    Dean5287 (10:58:28 PM): on Dean Street
    Campos01j (10:58:45 PM): where u live at
    Campos01j (11:03:13 PM): u there
    Dean5287 (11:03:19 PM): hahaha
    Dean5287 (11:03:20 PM): hold on
    Campos01j (11:11:24 PM): u there
    Dean5287 (11:11:35 PM): yeah yeah
    Dean5287 (11:11:38 PM): gimme a sec
    Dean5287 (11:12:16 PM): i got somethin for you... but im talkin to Ruby first
    Campos01j (11:12:35 PM): iight
    Dean5287 (11:14:28 PM): i hear you tryin to meet at my place
    Dean5287 (11:14:33 PM): im cool with that
    Dean5287 (11:14:41 PM): me n her is MAD close if you know what i mean
    Campos01j (11:15:25 PM): yea so we could meet on thursday
    Dean5287 (11:15:34 PM): cool
    Dean5287 (11:15:42 PM): but she says she gave you my moms house address
    Campos01j (11:15:50 PM): yea
    Campos01j (11:15:56 PM): u live alone or with ur mom
    Dean5287 (11:16:14 PM): my pops live in BK but i go back n forth
    Campos01j (11:16:44 PM): ooh is ur mom in her house on thursdy
    Dean5287 (11:16:56 PM): nah she works then
    Dean5287 (11:16:58 PM): so its cool
    Campos01j (11:17:30 PM): ooh iight ma so then we could play right
    Dean5287 (11:17:54 PM): we gonna play alright
    Campos01j (11:25:36 PM): ok yo u got some condoms cuz i ran out
    Dean5287 (11:25:48 PM): hells yea
    Campos01j (11:27:31 PM): evry size u got right
    Dean5287 (11:27:42 PM): ill look for some
    Dean5287 (11:27:47 PM): how big just are we talkin here
    Dean5287 (11:28:25 PM): hmmm???
    Campos01j (11:28:57 PM): large or extra large
    Dean5287 (11:29:13 PM): good... just what i wanted to hear
    Campos01j (11:29:53 PM): lol wut size r ur tits
    Dean5287 (11:30:27 PM): 38E
    Dean5287 (11:30:33 PM): all natural baby
    Campos01j (11:30:59 PM): ooh ok thats wut i want to hear
    Campos01j (11:31:52 PM): yo give me the adresss of ur moms house thats where we going to met at right
    Dean5287 (11:32:09 PM): hold on
    Campos01j (11:32:38 PM): iight
    Dean5287 (11:36:49 PM): so tell me this tho
    Dean5287 (11:37:41 PM): you there
    Campos01j (11:38:22 PM): yea
    Dean5287 (11:38:22 PM): ???
    Dean5287 (11:38:27 PM): aight one sec
    Dean5287 (11:38:30 PM): wait right there baby
    Campos01j (11:38:34 PM): iight
    Dean5287 (11:39:44 PM): got somethin for you
    Dean5287 (11:40:21 PM): hullo?
    Campos01j (11:41:09 PM): yea im herre
    Dean5287 (11:41:12 PM): ok
    Campos01j (11:41:59 PM): wut u got for me
    Campos01j (11:43:01 PM): u there
    Dean5287 (11:43:06 PM): when you look on someones sconex.... PAY A FUCKING ATTENTION TO THEIR GENDER ASSWIPE!!!! IM A FUCKING MALE SHITHEAD !!! WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU PRICK ASS KID!!!!
    Dean5287 (11:43:06 PM): http://illhostit.com/files/4895462711445177/sucker3.JPG
    Dean5287 (11:43:15 PM): http://illhostit.com/files/3442781235255591/SUCKER2.jpg
    Dean5287 (11:43:22 PM): OWNED


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    Part Two of the ownage

    Quote Originally Posted by Kholdstare
    all that time i had shaun helpin me out as my wingman... he did this shit so beautiful i have to give him the props in this shit... SHAUN YOU FUCKING ROCK!!! PWNIN THE SHIT OUTTA THE IDIOT


    Ruby Patronus: um . . . hi?
    Campos01j: waZ gud
    Ruby Patronus: nuttin much
    Ruby Patronus: u?
    Ruby Patronus: are your hands preoccupied? O
    Campos01j: wut
    Ruby Patronus: hehe
    Ruby Patronus: are you Yoko's friend??
    Campos01j: well i just imed her 2day i meet her on sconex
    Ruby Patronus: yup your the one
    Ruby Patronus: hi!
    Ruby Patronus: I'm Aria
    Ruby Patronus: and you?
    Campos01j: im william
    Ruby Patronus: cool
    Campos01j: so u on sconex
    Ruby Patronus: sorry i'm not
    Ruby Patronus: my parents are kinda strict
    Campos01j: ooh how old r u
    Ruby Patronus: they think i'm doing homework right now
    Campos01j: lol
    Ruby Patronus: hehe
    Ruby Patronus: yeah they would kill me if they knew i was talking to a boy
    Ruby Patronus: they mad protective
    Campos01j: lol
    Campos01j: u got a pic of u
    Ruby Patronus: we just met
    Ruby Patronus: i can't just send u a pic of me
    Ruby Patronus: i'm 16 by the way
    Ruby Patronus: how old r u?
    Campos01j: 14
    Ruby Patronus: oo a young boy
    Ruby Patronus: you're so young and you're jerking off to Yoko's pic??
    Ruby Patronus: hehe that's kinda cool
    Campos01j: no im not
    Ruby Patronus: you're not?
    Ruby Patronus: are you not into girls or something?
    Ruby Patronus: if i was a boy, i'd probably jerk off to her
    Ruby Patronus: so you're 14?
    Campos01j: lol
    Campos01j: yea i like girls
    Campos01j: yea im 14
    Ruby Patronus: do you jerk off?
    Ruby Patronus: (oo my dad would kill me)
    Campos01j: lol do u like boys or girls
    Ruby Patronus: oo i love boys
    Campos01j: ooh ok
    Ruby Patronus: i'm just fascinated with what you guys have down there
    Ruby Patronus: :-[
    Campos01j: ooh really
    Ruby Patronus: um . . .
    Ruby Patronus: hehe
    Ruby Patronus: yeah
    Ruby Patronus: i don't have too many guy friends
    Ruby Patronus: all girls school
    Campos01j: ooh really well i can be 1 of ur friend
    Ruby Patronus: great!
    Ruby Patronus: hey could you help me learn about guys?
    Ruby Patronus: i mean, i know nothing about what u got down there
    Campos01j: lol well i go a big dick
    Ruby Patronus: !
    Ruby Patronus: um
    Ruby Patronus: how big?
    Campos01j: lol
    Ruby Patronus: sry i'm a bit slow
    Ruby Patronus: but im really interested in sex
    Campos01j: why dont u come find out
    Campos01j: where u live at
    Ruby Patronus: crap my dad
    Ruby Patronus: hold on a sec
    Campos01j: iight
    Ruby Patronus: k
    Ruby Patronus: u can't just come to my house
    Ruby Patronus: besides, i sorta want it to be a little special
    Ruby Patronus: ok?
    Campos01j: ok
    Ruby Patronus: thanks for understanding
    Ruby Patronus: u're great!
    Ruby Patronus: i know it's a weird question
    Ruby Patronus: but do u jerk off?
    Ruby Patronus: i mean if ur so big . . . u must play a lot
    Campos01j: lol
    Campos01j: well i jerk off
    Campos01j: where u live at brooklyn
    Ruby Patronus: Staten Island
    Campos01j: oo them
    Campos01j: wut school u go to
    Ruby Patronus: Catholic school
    Campos01j: is in staten island
    Ruby Patronus: sry i closed the window
    Ruby Patronus: i thought i heard my dad
    Campos01j: oojh
    Campos01j: do u have pics of ur self
    Ruby Patronus: yea but i dunno
    Ruby Patronus: im a bit shy
    Campos01j: why
    Ruby Patronus: ur my first boy friend
    Ruby Patronus: i'm shy about my body
    Ruby Patronus: soon
    Ruby Patronus: ok?
    Campos01j: dont be shy why be shy
    Ruby Patronus: i dunno how to act around a guy
    Ruby Patronus: i hear all kinds of stories
    Campos01j: naw just send me a pic dont worry
    Ruby Patronus: maybe tomorrow
    Ruby Patronus: ok?
    Campos01j: iight ma
    Ruby Patronus: i need to go get my dad's camera
    Ruby Patronus: awww ur cute
    Ruby Patronus: tell me more
    Ruby Patronus: i mean, about your jerking off
    Campos01j: so u lesbian
    Ruby Patronus: no
    Campos01j: ooh iight
    Ruby Patronus: i mean
    Campos01j: well why do u want to know about jerking off
    Ruby Patronus: because i don't know ANYTHING about it
    Ruby Patronus: what do u do?
    Ruby Patronus: how does it feel?
    Ruby Patronus: how often u do it
    Ruby Patronus: and stuff
    Campos01j: i do it like once a day or twice
    Ruby Patronus: when? how?
    Campos01j: like when i want to
    Ruby Patronus: u watch porno?
    Campos01j: yea
    Campos01j: u
    Ruby Patronus: a lot of it?
    Ruby Patronus: um i've gotten to see it a few times. Yoko DLed it for me and burned it
    Ruby Patronus: this dude shocked me
    Campos01j: ooh lol
    Ruby Patronus: i mean, i got so hot watching him do this girl
    Campos01j: lol
    Ruby Patronus: promise not to tell anyone
    Ruby Patronus: but i masturbate too
    Campos01j: iight
    Ruby Patronus: how tall are u?
    Ruby Patronus: im very turned on by a big guy in height
    Ruby Patronus: i'm really short
    Ruby Patronus: i would love a big guy to handle me like in those movies
    Campos01j: im like 5'7
    Ruby Patronus: i'm 5'2
    Ruby Patronus: cool!
    Campos01j: oh u not that short
    Ruby Patronus: really?
    Ruby Patronus: William, stop it
    Ruby Patronus: u're turning me on
    Campos01j: lol
    Campos01j: u asian
    Ruby Patronus: i'm mix
    Ruby Patronus: my mom's half indian/korean and my dad is white
    Campos01j: ooh
    Ruby Patronus: it's so funny
    Ruby Patronus: i caught them having sex
    Ruby Patronus: hehe
    Campos01j: lol
    Campos01j: right now
    Ruby Patronus: yeah
    Ruby Patronus: they've been at it for 20 minutes now
    Campos01j: lol
    Ruby Patronus: they think i'm asleep
    Ruby Patronus: i hope
    Ruby Patronus: i locked my door
    Ruby Patronus: i was watching from here
    Ruby Patronus: they're right across from me
    Ruby Patronus: now i can take off my pants
    Ruby Patronus: hey do u sleep naked?
    Campos01j: no
    Campos01j: u
    Ruby Patronus: um . . . yeah
    Ruby Patronus: is that bad?
    Ruby Patronus: damn u got my panties wet
    Campos01j: no not at all
    Campos01j: aww let me changed them for u
    Ruby Patronus: oo i'm so horny!
    Ruby Patronus: with my parents occupied, i can play!
    Campos01j: ooh when can i see u ma i can play with u
    Ruby Patronus: stop that, your making me blush!
    Campos01j: lol
    Ruby Patronus: oo one day soon i hope
    Ruby Patronus: i want to feel it
    Ruby Patronus: for real
    Campos01j: lets play as soon as posible
    Ruby Patronus: i know it's not the same but lets play right now
    Ruby Patronus: at the same time
    Ruby Patronus: omg i'm shaking
    Campos01j: ooh ma god ma dick is big
    Ruby Patronus: yummy
    Ruby Patronus: i can't wait to taste it
    Ruby Patronus: i'll ride you like a cowboy
    Ruby Patronus: omg willie tell me
    Campos01j: ooh ma god let se each other 2morrow
    Ruby Patronus: tell me
    Ruby Patronus: what will u do to me
    Ruby Patronus: willie where are u?
    Ruby Patronus: :-[
    Campos01j: sorry .
    Ruby Patronus: were u playing too?
    Campos01j: ill make u feel likea women
    Ruby Patronus: i feel like one rite now
    Ruby Patronus: with this cucumber in me
    Ruby Patronus: oo its too big
    Ruby Patronus: i don't think i can fit the whole thing
    Ruby Patronus: are u a virgin?
    Campos01j: imagine when we playing in the same room in the same bed
    Campos01j: naw u
    Ruby Patronus: ooo
    Ruby Patronus: um yeah
    Ruby Patronus: but i've given head before
    Campos01j: ooh well u can lose it when we play
    Ruby Patronus: we'll see
    Ruby Patronus: i have a lot to offer
    Ruby Patronus: ooo
    Ruby Patronus: baby are u jerking?
    Ruby Patronus: here
    Campos01j: will u want to lose it with me
    Ruby Patronus:
    Ruby Patronus: probably
    Campos01j: iight ma so when can we see each other
    Ruby Patronus: goodie
    Ruby Patronus: are u jerking off or not?
    Ruby Patronus: i wanna pretend its u inside of me
    Ruby Patronus: u want my pic?
    Campos01j: yes
    Campos01j: i need it
    Ruby Patronus: hold on
    Campos01j: yes im jerking of f
    Ruby Patronus: um
    Ruby Patronus: i can't send u a file
    Ruby Patronus: why?
    Ruby Patronus wants to directly connect.
    Campos01j is now directly connected.
    Ruby Patronus: this is funny
    Ruby Patronus: i have a cucumber half way in me
    Ruby Patronus: shaking like crazy
    Ruby Patronus: looking for a pic
    Campos01j: u cant
    Ruby Patronus: lol
    Campos01j: lol
    Campos01j: u have 1 naked
    Ruby Patronus: nah babe
    Campos01j: iight cool
    Ruby Patronus: crap my dad
    Ruby Patronus: hold on babe a little more
    Campos01j: iight
    Campos01j: :-*
    Ruby Patronus: don't laugh
    Ruby Patronus:
    Campos01j: i wont
    Ruby Patronus: i look like my grandma a whole lot. am i sexy?
    Ruby Patronus: would u go out with me?
    Campos01j: yea
    Ruby Patronus: really
    Ruby Patronus: could u jerk to that?
    Campos01j: hell yea
    Ruby Patronus: i know i'm not too sexy
    Ruby Patronus: but i'd really make u happy
    Ruby Patronus: please babe
    Ruby Patronus: i can't bear it
    Ruby Patronus: jerk for me
    Campos01j: no i want to bang u hard
    Ruby Patronus: why?
    Ruby Patronus: u're turning me off willie
    Ruby Patronus: please
    Ruby Patronus: for me honey?
    Ruby Patronus: come on
    Ruby Patronus: i sent u my pic
    Ruby Patronus: i want to make u happy
    Campos01j: if u want to make me happy lets have sex ma
    Ruby Patronus: jerk for me now hunney, and i promise you that thursday or friday nite, we can meet
    Ruby Patronus: ok?
    Ruby Patronus: please babe i'm leaking over the floor
    Ruby Patronus: nothing turns me on more than that
    Campos01j: iight but does it have to be friday or thursday night can it be at day time
    Ruby Patronus: um
    Ruby Patronus: it would have to be thurday then
    Ruby Patronus: at like 1
    Ruby Patronus: we can meet
    Campos01j: iight
    Campos01j: where
    Ruby Patronus: how bout Manhattan Mall
    Campos01j: how bout ur bed
    Ruby Patronus: no silly!
    Ruby Patronus: we could go to Yoko's place
    Ruby Patronus: she lives on 33st
    Campos01j: ooh realy wut ave
    Ruby Patronus: i think 6th
    Ruby Patronus: i know where it is
    Campos01j: oo i live in 16st in 4ave
    Ruby Patronus: really?
    Campos01j: i live close to her
    Ruby Patronus: um
    Ruby Patronus: i didn't tell u this before
    Ruby Patronus: but i did do somethings with Yoko
    Campos01j: wut
    Ruby Patronus: sexual stuff
    Campos01j: ooh so hen u can do it with me
    Ruby Patronus: thurs at 1
    Ruby Patronus: in front of the mall we'll meet
    Ruby Patronus: hey can i get ur pic dear?
    Ruby Patronus: i won't know its u
    Ruby Patronus: guys come up to me all the time
    Campos01j: no will meet in yokos place
    Ruby Patronus: why no pic?
    Ruby Patronus: that's not fair
    Campos01j: yea pic yea but will meet in yokos place
    Ruby Patronus: ok
    Ruby Patronus: wait
    Ruby Patronus: no its better in front of the mall
    Ruby Patronus: wait for me though
    Ruby Patronus: ok?
    Ruby Patronus: i'll be there between 1-2
    Ruby Patronus: i gotta sneak outta school
    Campos01j: this thursday right
    Ruby Patronus: yeah luv
    Ruby Patronus: send the pic now
    Ruby Patronus: ok
    Ruby Patronus: cuz i gotta go
    Ruby Patronus: (thanks for before, i had a great orgasm. i broke the cucumber though)
    Ruby Patronus: willie?
    Ruby Patronus: hey um, can u bring some condoms
    Ruby Patronus: i don't mind u cumming on my face but i can't get pregnant
    Campos01j: yea but can u bring some of ur dads cuz i ran out
    Ruby Patronus: yoko will help
    Ruby Patronus: hey i can't wait
    Ruby Patronus: could u send me a nude pic of u now
    Ruby Patronus: pretty please!
    Campos01j: i dont know none but ill send u a pic of me
    Ruby Patronus: kk
    Campos01j: il send it by mail
    Ruby Patronus: why?
    Ruby Patronus: that's not fair
    Ruby Patronus: hey Willie, be gentle with me
    Ruby Patronus: ok?
    Campos01j: dont worry il be gental
    Ruby Patronus: thanks my dear
    Ruby Patronus: so Thursday?
    Campos01j: yea will meet in her house
    Ruby Patronus: sweet
    Ruby Patronus: babe, what do u like?
    Campos01j: sex
    Ruby Patronus: u want me to bend for u?
    Ruby Patronus: i'll do what i saw in the porno vids
    Campos01j: hell yea i want u on top of me too
    Ruby Patronus: oo that sounds like fun
    Campos01j: lol
    Ruby Patronus: hey don't laugh at me!
    Ruby Patronus: hehe
    Ruby Patronus: cute
    Ruby Patronus: i dunno what u look like though
    Campos01j: i cant wait
    Campos01j: yo so will meet in her house right
    Ruby Patronus: i can't wait to feel u
    Campos01j: dont worry ull love me
    Ruby Patronus:
    Campos01j: :-*
    Campos01j: yo did u end ur instant image thingy
    Ruby Patronus: no why?
    Campos01j: end it so i can send u a pic
    Ruby Patronus: hold on
    Campos01j: iiight
    Campos01j direct connection is closed.
    Ruby Patronus: there
    Campos01j: ok hold on
    Campos01j wants to directly connect.
    Campos01j is now directly connected.
    Ruby Patronus: hey babe hurry
    Campos01j:
    Campos01j: u there
    Ruby Patronus: yeah babe
    Ruby Patronus: mmm
    Ruby Patronus: delicious
    Ruby Patronus: it's an orgasm in my mouth and my cunt
    Ruby Patronus:
    Ruby Patronus: i think i'm in love
    Ruby Patronus: i want more
    Campos01j: lol ull get more just bring a camera on thursday
    Ruby Patronus: gotta love snicker bars
    Campos01j direct connection is closed.
    Campos01j signed off at 11:42:03 PM.

    in the end we blocked him and i posted these pics





    and yes that last one really is me.
    although since Illhostit is gone the images dont work but its still pretty bad ownage from two guys pretending to be girls...


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    Yes. Yes I am.


    *Pets white cat sitting on his right leg in Syphnx position*

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    haha... cuzza that incident everyone in my highschool at the time sent him messages saying he got owned, he eventually deleted his Aim account and his Sconex profile XD


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    That was damn good.

    Cooler gives this pwnage his seal of approval.

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    lmfao, thats a frickin crack up xD

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    well... i spent the better part of three weeks trying to convince my former classmates that i wasnt actually a girl in disguise... countless people told me i played that part too well...


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon
    haha... cuzza that incident everyone in my highschool at the time sent him messages saying he got owned, he eventually deleted his Aim account and his Sconex profile XD
    aahahhahahahhahahh thats so fucking hilarious!

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    hahaha, this sex junkie got owned!
    its not that i dont respect your opinion, i just dont want to hear it!


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    He can't even speak english too well either (The sex junkie)

 

 
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