Thread: Why You dont Fuck With Me (Repost?)

i was asked to repost this as it was truly hilarious... happened a couple months ago and it was on my website so here it is... i dunno if this is the first time i posted it or what ...

happy now Ishman? XP


Part One

Originally Posted by Kholdstare

... for all you that havent seen it, me and my good friend shaun (GemX2) did this to some idiot

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Ok on sconex i have this pic as my profile pic



so suddenly alot of guys are comin up trying to hit on me... so this one sucker named William tries to IM me on AIM and start up some shit... so my decietful ass grabs my friend Shaun (Ruby Patronus) and we do this...

Campos01j the FUCKING IDIOT!!! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU THAT WANNA HIT ON ME!!!
Campos01j (9:13:39 PM): waz gud ma im william from sconex
Dean5287 (9:13:47 PM): willliam....
Dean5287 (9:13:52 PM): and why are you IMing me
Campos01j (9:14:31 PM): cuz i want to chat with u why i cant
Dean5287 (9:14:36 PM): about what
Campos01j (9:15:10 PM): how r u
Dean5287 (9:15:15 PM): im fine
Campos01j (9:15:32 PM): u go to school
Dean5287 (9:15:47 PM): yes... why does it matter im not in highschool
Dean5287 (9:16:56 PM): ???
Campos01j (9:17:30 PM): ooh so u in college
Dean5287 (9:18:08 PM): yea... a
Dean5287 (9:18:13 PM): and what are you in
Dean5287 (9:18:34 PM): and chat is not this slow >_>
Dean5287 (9:20:07 PM): *sigh*
Campos01j signed on at 9:20:24 PM.
Campos01j (9:21:29 PM): r u
Dean5287 (9:21:37 PM): am i what
Campos01j (9:22:17 PM): in college
Dean5287 (9:22:20 PM): yes
Dean5287 (9:22:31 PM): why it take so long for you to respond...
Dean5287 (9:22:45 PM): you typin with one hand or something??? ^_^
Campos01j signed on at 9:26:21 PM.
Dean5287 (9:26:29 PM): sorry about that
Dean5287 (9:26:51 PM): why you take so friggin long to respond... im tired and i dont know you... remind me why i should care again?
Campos01j (9:27:49 PM): u dont have to care
Campos01j (9:27:55 PM): if u want to talk to me is iight
Dean5287 (9:28:26 PM): ok
Dean5287 (9:28:34 PM): so lets talk
Campos01j (9:29:08 PM): iight
Campos01j (9:29:24 PM): so wut u studing in college
Dean5287 (9:29:30 PM): Civil Engineering
Dean5287 (9:30:06 PM): you in high school?
Campos01j (9:30:24 PM): yup
Dean5287 (9:30:36 PM): where u at
Campos01j (9:30:59 PM): lincoln
Campos01j (9:31:07 PM): brooklyn
Dean5287 (9:31:15 PM): cool
Dean5287 (9:31:23 PM): you doin your thing?
Campos01j (9:31:49 PM): yup
Campos01j (9:31:52 PM): where u at
Dean5287 (9:32:09 PM): Polytechnic University... downtown...
Campos01j (9:32:59 PM): ooh u in brooklyn 2
Dean5287 (9:33:01 PM): ya
Campos01j (9:33:11 PM): ooh iight
Dean5287 (9:33:28 PM): so whats good
Dean5287 (9:33:54 PM): what you studyin up in linc
Campos01j (9:34:42 PM): eveything english math u know
Dean5287 (9:35:07 PM): nothin in particular/
Campos01j (9:38:10 PM): naw
Campos01j (9:38:20 PM): so how old r u
Dean5287 (9:38:48 PM): aight so im talkin to my friend and she thinks youre tryin to hit on me ... slowly tho... is that true
Dean5287 (9:38:52 PM): im 19
Campos01j (9:39:33 PM): ooh
Campos01j (9:39:34 PM): wut
Dean5287 (9:39:53 PM): im serious.... shit is funny tho but thats wat she said
Campos01j (9:40:08 PM): no
Dean5287 (9:40:16 PM): aight
Dean5287 (9:40:28 PM): haha... shes sayin some funny shit about you
Dean5287 (9:40:32 PM): cuz you comin outta nowhere
Campos01j (9:40:44 PM): wut she said
Dean5287 (9:41:02 PM): that you be whackin off to my pic
Dean5287 (9:41:18 PM): she od tho...
Campos01j (9:42:18 PM): lol
Dean5287 (9:42:32 PM): you like the pic?
Campos01j (9:43:08 PM): ur pics
Dean5287 (9:43:17 PM): ?
Dean5287 (9:44:22 PM): huh/
Dean5287 (9:44:46 PM): anyways im about to change my profile pic on sconex
Campos01j (9:45:01 PM): ooh that pic in the front is u
Dean5287 (9:45:11 PM): ?
Dean5287 (9:45:39 PM): yea...
Campos01j (9:46:10 PM): that pic is nice
Dean5287 (9:46:16 PM): yea
Dean5287 (9:46:25 PM): i took that a couple weeks ago on a trip
Dean5287 (9:46:37 PM): good ass camera
Campos01j (9:47:07 PM): lol
Dean5287 (9:47:28 PM): yo my friend is OD on you...
Dean5287 (9:47:36 PM): anyways lemme change it
Campos01j (9:48:40 PM): iight does she have a screen name
Dean5287 (9:48:54 PM): lol im on the phone
Campos01j (9:49:06 PM): ooh
Dean5287 (9:50:12 PM): hold on shes gonna get online
Campos01j (9:50:30 PM): iight
Dean5287 (9:51:01 PM): she says give her 10 minutes
Campos01j (9:51:26 PM): iight it takes her 10minutes to go on
Dean5287 (9:51:50 PM): chill
Dean5287 (9:51:53 PM): no rush
Campos01j (9:52:03 PM): iight
Dean5287 (9:54:35 PM): aight
Campos01j (9:54:45 PM): iight
Dean5287 (9:55:02 PM): lets chat
Dean5287 (9:55:35 PM): you cant chat?
Campos01j (9:55:54 PM): yea
Campos01j (9:56:02 PM): so wut u doin
Dean5287 (9:56:13 PM): chillin
Dean5287 (9:56:19 PM): im talkin about a chat room
Campos01j (9:56:27 PM): yea
Dean5287 (9:56:31 PM): so make on
Dean5287 (9:56:33 PM): one*
Campos01j (9:56:51 PM): wuts ur friewnds s/n
Dean5287 (9:57:19 PM): ill invite her
Campos01j (9:57:33 PM): iight make 1
Dean5287 (9:57:45 PM): you make it
Dean5287 (9:59:17 PM): im in where are you?
Dean5287 (9:59:23 PM): shes in
Campos01j (9:59:44 PM): wut i send u one
Dean5287 (9:59:58 PM): hmmm
Dean5287 (10:00:08 PM): i got two invites and youre in neither of em
Campos01j (10:00:56 PM): u send me 1
Dean5287 (10:01:02 PM): aight
Dean5287 (10:01:20 PM): ooo
Dean5287 (10:01:25 PM): it sez you dont support chat
Dean5287 (10:01:46 PM): her sn is Ruby Patronus
Campos01j (10:02:29 PM): iight
Campos01j (10:02:32 PM): tel her to im me
Dean5287 (10:03:46 PM): i did
Dean5287 (10:03:49 PM): so meanwhile talk to me
Dean5287 (10:03:50 PM): whats good
Campos01j (10:04:12 PM): nm waz gud with u
Dean5287 (10:04:18 PM): chillin
Dean5287 (10:04:21 PM): tell me tho
Dean5287 (10:04:28 PM): did you really like that pic
Campos01j (10:06:33 PM): is hot
Dean5287 (10:06:41 PM): yeah i know
Dean5287 (10:07:07 PM): you didnt tell me how old u were
Campos01j (10:07:20 PM): im 14
Dean5287 (10:07:30 PM): whoa
Campos01j (10:07:37 PM): yup
Dean5287 (10:07:59 PM): and you tryin to holla at me... you got balls man
Campos01j (10:08:24 PM): yea i know i got balls
Dean5287 (10:08:45 PM): you know what... tell me about em
Campos01j (10:08:53 PM): lol
Dean5287 (10:09:08 PM): if you got the balls to talk to me you better be able to back them up
Dean5287 (10:09:18 PM): and if you can... thats real good
Campos01j (10:09:44 PM): lol
Dean5287 (10:10:00 PM): i aint laughin
Dean5287 (10:10:18 PM): babe when you get older youll realize the stuff we gotta go thru
Dean5287 (10:10:29 PM): and the pussies that stay tryin shit
Campos01j (10:10:52 PM): u lesbian
Campos01j (10:10:55 PM): right
Dean5287 (10:10:59 PM): bisexual
Campos01j (10:11:44 PM): ooh
Dean5287 (10:12:27 PM): and you
Campos01j (10:13:17 PM): i love girls
Dean5287 (10:13:44 PM): good to hear
Campos01j (10:14:08 PM): yup
Dean5287 (10:14:24 PM): so tell me this
Dean5287 (10:14:49 PM): i wanna know how long is the small talk gonna continue or are you gonna tell me something to keep me interested
Dean5287 (10:15:14 PM): i dont fuck around ... im a lil more direct
Campos01j (10:15:29 PM): so wut do u want to talk bout
Dean5287 (10:15:36 PM): you tell me
Campos01j (10:16:03 PM): well can i met u 1 day
Dean5287 (10:16:31 PM): i dunno if i wanna meet someone i just met but AIM is fine for now...
Campos01j (10:16:55 PM): iight
Campos01j (10:18:04 PM): yo ur friend waz like waz i jerking off to ur pics
Dean5287 (10:18:10 PM): i hear you hittin on my friend hard tho
Campos01j (10:18:39 PM): shes interrested in sex
Dean5287 (10:18:45 PM): so am i
Dean5287 (10:18:48 PM): whats the problem
Campos01j (10:19:09 PM): nothing
Dean5287 (10:19:30 PM): so tell me what you know
Campos01j (10:19:49 PM): bout sex
Dean5287 (10:19:56 PM): yea
Dean5287 (10:20:17 PM): i wanna know what you know
Campos01j (10:21:05 PM): well i know how to make a girl fell gud
Dean5287 (10:21:35 PM): thats good tell me how and with what
Campos01j (10:22:22 PM): well with ma dick and making her scream
Dean5287 (10:23:31 PM): mmhmmm
Dean5287 (10:23:41 PM): and just how big is this dick?
Campos01j (10:23:57 PM): well why dont u find out
Dean5287 (10:26:02 PM): cuz youre gonna tell me
Campos01j (10:27:16 PM): is really big
Dean5287 (10:27:54 PM): my tits are really big
Campos01j (10:28:26 PM): yea i can tell but ma dick is bigger
Dean5287 (10:28:40 PM): well damn
Dean5287 (10:28:47 PM): i hope you know how to use it
Campos01j (10:29:04 PM): hell yea
Dean5287 (10:29:24 PM): good...
Dean5287 (10:29:32 PM): so you wanna do anything special with me
Campos01j (10:30:24 PM): hell yea if its ok with u
Dean5287 (10:30:34 PM): tell me what you wanna do
Dean5287 (10:31:21 PM): i got these tits and you got that dick... so lets get a lil foreplay goin cuz... im a horny girl and you should be tryin to find out just how horny i am
Campos01j (10:32:02 PM): iight then lets have sex
Dean5287 (10:32:36 PM): i dont like goin in without a plan... so tell me what you wanna do
Dean5287 (10:32:46 PM): tell me wat you wanna do with me
Campos01j (10:33:04 PM): anything
Dean5287 (10:33:14 PM): nah... you gotta do better than anything
Campos01j (10:33:37 PM): u tell me
Dean5287 (10:33:53 PM): cmon, you cant think of nothin
Dean5287 (10:34:17 PM): i got these tits and my nipples is all hard now and you cant come up with nothin to make me feel good besides "anything"???
Campos01j (10:36:40 PM): wut u want me to say
Dean5287 (10:36:54 PM): tell me what you wanna do with that dick
Dean5287 (10:37:03 PM): tell me if you like my tits or my ass better
Dean5287 (10:37:23 PM): or just tell me how hard that shit is
Campos01j (10:38:35 PM): well i want u to play with ma dick and i want to stick ma dick up ur pussy and i like bothur tits and ass
Dean5287 (10:38:47 PM): mmm thats goo
Dean5287 (10:39:02 PM): but you can do better
Dean5287 (10:39:15 PM): tell me what position you wanna use ... and how long you wanna do it
Campos01j (10:39:47 PM): well lets do it till we get tierd
Campos01j (10:39:55 PM): any position that works
Dean5287 (10:41:10 PM): better
Dean5287 (10:41:17 PM): you can do better
Dean5287 (10:41:26 PM): from behind, me on top, you on top
Dean5287 (10:41:30 PM): whats your fantasy
Campos01j (10:42:03 PM): well i will like to do evryone of does positions on u
Dean5287 (10:42:11 PM): mmmmm
Dean5287 (10:42:25 PM): thats good
Dean5287 (10:42:39 PM): you got anything truly special to finish it off
Campos01j (10:43:19 PM): from the bak or u be ontop of me
Dean5287 (10:43:34 PM): mmmm
Dean5287 (10:43:50 PM): thats real good
Dean5287 (10:44:48 PM): and where do you wanna bust your nut
Dean5287 (10:49:46 PM): hmmm?
Campos01j (10:50:32 PM): ill bust in ur mouth if its ok with u
Dean5287 (10:50:43 PM): perfect
Campos01j (10:51:55 PM): so when can we meet
Dean5287 (10:52:17 PM): ill see
Campos01j (10:52:50 PM): cmon we have to make a plan
Campos01j (10:56:31 PM): so tell me when
Dean5287 (10:57:07 PM): ill IM you again when im free
Campos01j (10:57:36 PM): iight but it g=has to be on a school day iigh ma
Dean5287 (10:57:51 PM): aight
Campos01j (10:58:15 PM): u live far from fulton
Dean5287 (10:58:21 PM): nope
Dean5287 (10:58:28 PM): on Dean Street
Campos01j (10:58:45 PM): where u live at
Campos01j (11:03:13 PM): u there
Dean5287 (11:03:19 PM): hahaha
Dean5287 (11:03:20 PM): hold on
Campos01j (11:11:24 PM): u there
Dean5287 (11:11:35 PM): yeah yeah
Dean5287 (11:11:38 PM): gimme a sec
Dean5287 (11:12:16 PM): i got somethin for you... but im talkin to Ruby first
Campos01j (11:12:35 PM): iight
Dean5287 (11:14:28 PM): i hear you tryin to meet at my place
Dean5287 (11:14:33 PM): im cool with that
Dean5287 (11:14:41 PM): me n her is MAD close if you know what i mean
Campos01j (11:15:25 PM): yea so we could meet on thursday
Dean5287 (11:15:34 PM): cool
Dean5287 (11:15:42 PM): but she says she gave you my moms house address
Campos01j (11:15:50 PM): yea
Campos01j (11:15:56 PM): u live alone or with ur mom
Dean5287 (11:16:14 PM): my pops live in BK but i go back n forth
Campos01j (11:16:44 PM): ooh is ur mom in her house on thursdy
Dean5287 (11:16:56 PM): nah she works then
Dean5287 (11:16:58 PM): so its cool
Campos01j (11:17:30 PM): ooh iight ma so then we could play right
Dean5287 (11:17:54 PM): we gonna play alright
Campos01j (11:25:36 PM): ok yo u got some condoms cuz i ran out
Dean5287 (11:25:48 PM): hells yea
Campos01j (11:27:31 PM): evry size u got right
Dean5287 (11:27:42 PM): ill look for some
Dean5287 (11:27:47 PM): how big just are we talkin here
Dean5287 (11:28:25 PM): hmmm???
Campos01j (11:28:57 PM): large or extra large
Dean5287 (11:29:13 PM): good... just what i wanted to hear
Campos01j (11:29:53 PM): lol wut size r ur tits
Dean5287 (11:30:27 PM): 38E
Dean5287 (11:30:33 PM): all natural baby
Campos01j (11:30:59 PM): ooh ok thats wut i want to hear
Campos01j (11:31:52 PM): yo give me the adresss of ur moms house thats where we going to met at right
Dean5287 (11:32:09 PM): hold on
Campos01j (11:32:38 PM): iight
Dean5287 (11:36:49 PM): so tell me this tho
Dean5287 (11:37:41 PM): you there
Campos01j (11:38:22 PM): yea
Dean5287 (11:38:22 PM): ???
Dean5287 (11:38:27 PM): aight one sec
Dean5287 (11:38:30 PM): wait right there baby
Campos01j (11:38:34 PM): iight
Dean5287 (11:39:44 PM): got somethin for you
Dean5287 (11:40:21 PM): hullo?
Campos01j (11:41:09 PM): yea im herre
Dean5287 (11:41:12 PM): ok
Campos01j (11:41:59 PM): wut u got for me
Campos01j (11:43:01 PM): u there
Dean5287 (11:43:06 PM): when you look on someones sconex.... PAY A FUCKING ATTENTION TO THEIR GENDER ASSWIPE!!!! IM A FUCKING MALE SHITHEAD !!! WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU PRICK ASS KID!!!!
Dean5287 (11:43:06 PM): http://illhostit.com/files/4895462711445177/sucker3.JPG
Dean5287 (11:43:15 PM): http://illhostit.com/files/3442781235255591/SUCKER2.jpg
Dean5287 (11:43:22 PM): OWNED

Part Two of the ownage

Originally Posted by Kholdstare

all that time i had shaun helpin me out as my wingman... he did this shit so beautiful i have to give him the props in this shit... SHAUN YOU FUCKING ROCK!!! PWNIN THE SHIT OUTTA THE IDIOT


Ruby Patronus: um . . . hi?
Campos01j: waZ gud
Ruby Patronus: nuttin much
Ruby Patronus: u?
Ruby Patronus: are your hands preoccupied? O
Campos01j: wut
Ruby Patronus: hehe
Ruby Patronus: are you Yoko's friend??
Campos01j: well i just imed her 2day i meet her on sconex
Ruby Patronus: yup your the one
Ruby Patronus: hi!
Ruby Patronus: I'm Aria
Ruby Patronus: and you?
Campos01j: im william
Ruby Patronus: cool
Campos01j: so u on sconex
Ruby Patronus: sorry i'm not
Ruby Patronus: my parents are kinda strict
Campos01j: ooh how old r u
Ruby Patronus: they think i'm doing homework right now
Campos01j: lol
Ruby Patronus: hehe
Ruby Patronus: yeah they would kill me if they knew i was talking to a boy
Ruby Patronus: they mad protective
Campos01j: lol
Campos01j: u got a pic of u
Ruby Patronus: we just met
Ruby Patronus: i can't just send u a pic of me
Ruby Patronus: i'm 16 by the way
Ruby Patronus: how old r u?
Campos01j: 14
Ruby Patronus: oo a young boy
Ruby Patronus: you're so young and you're jerking off to Yoko's pic??
Ruby Patronus: hehe that's kinda cool
Campos01j: no im not
Ruby Patronus: you're not?
Ruby Patronus: are you not into girls or something?
Ruby Patronus: if i was a boy, i'd probably jerk off to her
Ruby Patronus: so you're 14?
Campos01j: lol
Campos01j: yea i like girls
Campos01j: yea im 14
Ruby Patronus: do you jerk off?
Ruby Patronus: (oo my dad would kill me)
Campos01j: lol do u like boys or girls
Ruby Patronus: oo i love boys
Campos01j: ooh ok
Ruby Patronus: i'm just fascinated with what you guys have down there
Ruby Patronus: :-[
Campos01j: ooh really
Ruby Patronus: um . . .
Ruby Patronus: hehe
Ruby Patronus: yeah
Ruby Patronus: i don't have too many guy friends
Ruby Patronus: all girls school
Campos01j: ooh really well i can be 1 of ur friend
Ruby Patronus: great!
Ruby Patronus: hey could you help me learn about guys?
Ruby Patronus: i mean, i know nothing about what u got down there
Campos01j: lol well i go a big dick
Ruby Patronus: !
Ruby Patronus: um
Ruby Patronus: how big?
Campos01j: lol
Ruby Patronus: sry i'm a bit slow
Ruby Patronus: but im really interested in sex
Campos01j: why dont u come find out
Campos01j: where u live at
Ruby Patronus: crap my dad
Ruby Patronus: hold on a sec
Campos01j: iight
Ruby Patronus: k
Ruby Patronus: u can't just come to my house
Ruby Patronus: besides, i sorta want it to be a little special
Ruby Patronus: ok?
Campos01j: ok
Ruby Patronus: thanks for understanding
Ruby Patronus: u're great!
Ruby Patronus: i know it's a weird question
Ruby Patronus: but do u jerk off?
Ruby Patronus: i mean if ur so big . . . u must play a lot
Campos01j: lol
Campos01j: well i jerk off
Campos01j: where u live at brooklyn
Ruby Patronus: Staten Island
Campos01j: oo them
Campos01j: wut school u go to
Ruby Patronus: Catholic school
Campos01j: is in staten island
Ruby Patronus: sry i closed the window
Ruby Patronus: i thought i heard my dad
Campos01j: oojh
Campos01j: do u have pics of ur self
Ruby Patronus: yea but i dunno
Ruby Patronus: im a bit shy
Campos01j: why
Ruby Patronus: ur my first boy friend
Ruby Patronus: i'm shy about my body
Ruby Patronus: soon
Ruby Patronus: ok?
Campos01j: dont be shy why be shy
Ruby Patronus: i dunno how to act around a guy
Ruby Patronus: i hear all kinds of stories
Campos01j: naw just send me a pic dont worry
Ruby Patronus: maybe tomorrow
Ruby Patronus: ok?
Campos01j: iight ma
Ruby Patronus: i need to go get my dad's camera
Ruby Patronus: awww ur cute
Ruby Patronus: tell me more
Ruby Patronus: i mean, about your jerking off
Campos01j: so u lesbian
Ruby Patronus: no
Campos01j: ooh iight
Ruby Patronus: i mean
Campos01j: well why do u want to know about jerking off
Ruby Patronus: because i don't know ANYTHING about it
Ruby Patronus: what do u do?
Ruby Patronus: how does it feel?
Ruby Patronus: how often u do it
Ruby Patronus: and stuff
Campos01j: i do it like once a day or twice
Ruby Patronus: when? how?
Campos01j: like when i want to
Ruby Patronus: u watch porno?
Campos01j: yea
Campos01j: u
Ruby Patronus: a lot of it?
Ruby Patronus: um i've gotten to see it a few times. Yoko DLed it for me and burned it
Ruby Patronus: this dude shocked me
Campos01j: ooh lol
Ruby Patronus: i mean, i got so hot watching him do this girl
Campos01j: lol
Ruby Patronus: promise not to tell anyone
Ruby Patronus: but i masturbate too
Campos01j: iight
Ruby Patronus: how tall are u?
Ruby Patronus: im very turned on by a big guy in height
Ruby Patronus: i'm really short
Ruby Patronus: i would love a big guy to handle me like in those movies
Campos01j: im like 5'7
Ruby Patronus: i'm 5'2
Ruby Patronus: cool!
Campos01j: oh u not that short
Ruby Patronus: really?
Ruby Patronus: William, stop it
Ruby Patronus: u're turning me on
Campos01j: lol
Campos01j: u asian
Ruby Patronus: i'm mix
Ruby Patronus: my mom's half indian/korean and my dad is white
Campos01j: ooh
Ruby Patronus: it's so funny
Ruby Patronus: i caught them having sex
Ruby Patronus: hehe
Campos01j: lol
Campos01j: right now
Ruby Patronus: yeah
Ruby Patronus: they've been at it for 20 minutes now
Campos01j: lol
Ruby Patronus: they think i'm asleep
Ruby Patronus: i hope
Ruby Patronus: i locked my door
Ruby Patronus: i was watching from here
Ruby Patronus: they're right across from me
Ruby Patronus: now i can take off my pants
Ruby Patronus: hey do u sleep naked?
Campos01j: no
Campos01j: u
Ruby Patronus: um . . . yeah
Ruby Patronus: is that bad?
Ruby Patronus: damn u got my panties wet
Campos01j: no not at all
Campos01j: aww let me changed them for u
Ruby Patronus: oo i'm so horny!
Ruby Patronus: with my parents occupied, i can play!
Campos01j: ooh when can i see u ma i can play with u
Ruby Patronus: stop that, your making me blush!
Campos01j: lol
Ruby Patronus: oo one day soon i hope
Ruby Patronus: i want to feel it
Ruby Patronus: for real
Campos01j: lets play as soon as posible
Ruby Patronus: i know it's not the same but lets play right now
Ruby Patronus: at the same time
Ruby Patronus: omg i'm shaking
Campos01j: ooh ma god ma dick is big
Ruby Patronus: yummy
Ruby Patronus: i can't wait to taste it
Ruby Patronus: i'll ride you like a cowboy
Ruby Patronus: omg willie tell me
Campos01j: ooh ma god let se each other 2morrow
Ruby Patronus: tell me
Ruby Patronus: what will u do to me
Ruby Patronus: willie where are u?
Ruby Patronus: :-[
Campos01j: sorry .
Ruby Patronus: were u playing too?
Campos01j: ill make u feel likea women
Ruby Patronus: i feel like one rite now
Ruby Patronus: with this cucumber in me
Ruby Patronus: oo its too big
Ruby Patronus: i don't think i can fit the whole thing
Ruby Patronus: are u a virgin?
Campos01j: imagine when we playing in the same room in the same bed
Campos01j: naw u
Ruby Patronus: ooo
Ruby Patronus: um yeah
Ruby Patronus: but i've given head before
Campos01j: ooh well u can lose it when we play
Ruby Patronus: we'll see
Ruby Patronus: i have a lot to offer
Ruby Patronus: ooo
Ruby Patronus: baby are u jerking?
Ruby Patronus: here
Campos01j: will u want to lose it with me
Ruby Patronus:
Ruby Patronus: probably
Campos01j: iight ma so when can we see each other
Ruby Patronus: goodie
Ruby Patronus: are u jerking off or not?
Ruby Patronus: i wanna pretend its u inside of me
Ruby Patronus: u want my pic?
Campos01j: yes
Campos01j: i need it
Ruby Patronus: hold on
Campos01j: yes im jerking of f
Ruby Patronus: um
Ruby Patronus: i can't send u a file
Ruby Patronus: why?
Ruby Patronus wants to directly connect.
Campos01j is now directly connected.
Ruby Patronus: this is funny
Ruby Patronus: i have a cucumber half way in me
Ruby Patronus: shaking like crazy
Ruby Patronus: looking for a pic
Campos01j: u cant
Ruby Patronus: lol
Campos01j: lol
Campos01j: u have 1 naked
Ruby Patronus: nah babe
Campos01j: iight cool
Ruby Patronus: crap my dad
Ruby Patronus: hold on babe a little more
Campos01j: iight
Campos01j: :-*
Ruby Patronus: don't laugh
Ruby Patronus:
Campos01j: i wont
Ruby Patronus: i look like my grandma a whole lot. am i sexy?
Ruby Patronus: would u go out with me?
Campos01j: yea
Ruby Patronus: really
Ruby Patronus: could u jerk to that?
Campos01j: hell yea
Ruby Patronus: i know i'm not too sexy
Ruby Patronus: but i'd really make u happy
Ruby Patronus: please babe
Ruby Patronus: i can't bear it
Ruby Patronus: jerk for me
Campos01j: no i want to bang u hard
Ruby Patronus: why?
Ruby Patronus: u're turning me off willie
Ruby Patronus: please
Ruby Patronus: for me honey?
Ruby Patronus: come on
Ruby Patronus: i sent u my pic
Ruby Patronus: i want to make u happy
Campos01j: if u want to make me happy lets have sex ma
Ruby Patronus: jerk for me now hunney, and i promise you that thursday or friday nite, we can meet
Ruby Patronus: ok?
Ruby Patronus: please babe i'm leaking over the floor
Ruby Patronus: nothing turns me on more than that
Campos01j: iight but does it have to be friday or thursday night can it be at day time
Ruby Patronus: um
Ruby Patronus: it would have to be thurday then
Ruby Patronus: at like 1
Ruby Patronus: we can meet
Campos01j: iight
Campos01j: where
Ruby Patronus: how bout Manhattan Mall
Campos01j: how bout ur bed
Ruby Patronus: no silly!
Ruby Patronus: we could go to Yoko's place
Ruby Patronus: she lives on 33st
Campos01j: ooh realy wut ave
Ruby Patronus: i think 6th
Ruby Patronus: i know where it is
Campos01j: oo i live in 16st in 4ave
Ruby Patronus: really?
Campos01j: i live close to her
Ruby Patronus: um
Ruby Patronus: i didn't tell u this before
Ruby Patronus: but i did do somethings with Yoko
Campos01j: wut
Ruby Patronus: sexual stuff
Campos01j: ooh so hen u can do it with me
Ruby Patronus: thurs at 1
Ruby Patronus: in front of the mall we'll meet
Ruby Patronus: hey can i get ur pic dear?
Ruby Patronus: i won't know its u
Ruby Patronus: guys come up to me all the time
Campos01j: no will meet in yokos place
Ruby Patronus: why no pic?
Ruby Patronus: that's not fair
Campos01j: yea pic yea but will meet in yokos place
Ruby Patronus: ok
Ruby Patronus: wait
Ruby Patronus: no its better in front of the mall
Ruby Patronus: wait for me though
Ruby Patronus: ok?
Ruby Patronus: i'll be there between 1-2
Ruby Patronus: i gotta sneak outta school
Campos01j: this thursday right
Ruby Patronus: yeah luv
Ruby Patronus: send the pic now
Ruby Patronus: ok
Ruby Patronus: cuz i gotta go
Ruby Patronus: (thanks for before, i had a great orgasm. i broke the cucumber though)
Ruby Patronus: willie?
Ruby Patronus: hey um, can u bring some condoms
Ruby Patronus: i don't mind u cumming on my face but i can't get pregnant
Campos01j: yea but can u bring some of ur dads cuz i ran out
Ruby Patronus: yoko will help
Ruby Patronus: hey i can't wait
Ruby Patronus: could u send me a nude pic of u now
Ruby Patronus: pretty please!
Campos01j: i dont know none but ill send u a pic of me
Ruby Patronus: kk
Campos01j: il send it by mail
Ruby Patronus: why?
Ruby Patronus: that's not fair
Ruby Patronus: hey Willie, be gentle with me
Ruby Patronus: ok?
Campos01j: dont worry il be gental
Ruby Patronus: thanks my dear
Ruby Patronus: so Thursday?
Campos01j: yea will meet in her house
Ruby Patronus: sweet
Ruby Patronus: babe, what do u like?
Campos01j: sex
Ruby Patronus: u want me to bend for u?
Ruby Patronus: i'll do what i saw in the porno vids
Campos01j: hell yea i want u on top of me too
Ruby Patronus: oo that sounds like fun
Campos01j: lol
Ruby Patronus: hey don't laugh at me!
Ruby Patronus: hehe
Ruby Patronus: cute
Ruby Patronus: i dunno what u look like though
Campos01j: i cant wait
Campos01j: yo so will meet in her house right
Ruby Patronus: i can't wait to feel u
Campos01j: dont worry ull love me
Ruby Patronus:
Campos01j: :-*
Campos01j: yo did u end ur instant image thingy
Ruby Patronus: no why?
Campos01j: end it so i can send u a pic
Ruby Patronus: hold on
Campos01j: iiight
Campos01j direct connection is closed.
Ruby Patronus: there
Campos01j: ok hold on
Campos01j wants to directly connect.
Campos01j is now directly connected.
Ruby Patronus: hey babe hurry
Campos01j:
Campos01j: u there
Ruby Patronus: yeah babe
Ruby Patronus: mmm
Ruby Patronus: delicious
Ruby Patronus: it's an orgasm in my mouth and my cunt
Ruby Patronus:
Ruby Patronus: i think i'm in love
Ruby Patronus: i want more
Campos01j: lol ull get more just bring a camera on thursday
Ruby Patronus: gotta love snicker bars
Campos01j direct connection is closed.
Campos01j signed off at 11:42:03 PM.

in the end we blocked him and i posted these pics





and yes that last one really is me.

although since Illhostit is gone the images dont work but its still pretty bad ownage from two guys pretending to be girls...

Yes. Yes I am.


*Pets white cat sitting on his right leg in Syphnx position*

haha... cuzza that incident everyone in my highschool at the time sent him messages saying he got owned, he eventually deleted his Aim account and his Sconex profile XD

That was damn good.

Cooler gives this pwnage his seal of approval.

lmfao, thats a frickin crack up xD

well... i spent the better part of three weeks trying to convince my former classmates that i wasnt actually a girl in disguise... countless people told me i played that part too well...

Originally Posted by StealDragon

haha... cuzza that incident everyone in my highschool at the time sent him messages saying he got owned, he eventually deleted his Aim account and his Sconex profile XD

aahahhahahahhahahh thats so fucking hilarious!

hahaha, this sex junkie got owned!

He can't even speak english too well either (The sex junkie)