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    Default Once upon a time...

    ...75 million years ago, In a galaxy far, far away, there was a sith ruler of a galactic confederacy, his name was Darth Xenu. Xenu had a problem, there was overpopulation in the galactic confederacy, so he collected excess citizens with the trick of telling them that they were being taken to an income tax inspection. The victims were then frozen with injections of alcohol and glycol and stacked into space planes, which looked like DC-8s but without propellers and took them to earth (called Teegeeack by the confederacy). The bodies were chained into the borders of Mount Doom and then dropped hydrogen bombs across Earth, pulverizing all prisioners. Their souls (called thetans) then started wandering the planet restless. Then they where captured by Xenu using a Sith Force called Electronic Ribbon (type of standing wave). Then they were taken to a 3D cinema, where they forcefully watched Tom Cruise acting for 36 days. This of cource screwed their minds pretty bad, a lobotomy tecnique since then called R2-D2 implant. Then the tethans were released, and started to wander zombified, restless, in the face of the Earth. 75 millions years after that a hideous race called mankind appeared. A man's soul is a conglomerate of thetans hopelesly traumatized trying to forget Tom Cruise movies on their minds.


    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...?autoplay=true

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    That sounds like they stole it from South Park. They made fun of Tom Cruise in that episode, too.
    ~Digital_Eon~




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    Because it was >_>.


    Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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    Scientology on Southpark
    They believe in ALIEN! yay!

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    Was this supposed to be funny?



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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez
    Was this supposed to be funny?
    It IS funny, though. It's funny because there are a number of people in the world who believe this to be true.
    ~Digital_Eon~




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    Last week humour, huh.
    Dear cousin choppitychop89, you were a good relative, though I hardly knew ye.

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    The text was an introduction, really...

    The video is about how they are brainwashed and just plain freaky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital_Eon
    It IS funny, though. It's funny because there are a number of people in the world who believe this to be true.
    Precisely. Anyone stupid enough to believe Scientology should be shot.

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    (i.e. Tom Cruise)



 

 
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