Deserving of Aggression
with the threads on how people chill out and how they handle boredom i just wonder who out there vexes the shit out of you, i mean all the people in todays culture that need a FIST in their face. i wont go down my entire list but heres the top five
Paris Hilton - this bitch just needs to die. for just being ALIVE and being herself she needs to die, and if thats not reason enough, she tried to trademark the phrase "That's hot"... what a shithead.
Jack Thompson - this fucktard thinks that videogames are comprable to satan worshipping and believes that they are the worst thing on this planet since the introduction of illegal chemical drugs. for being a god-obsessed maniac who just happens to be a lawyer he also deserves a swift asskicking
Rudy Guiliani - this fool was a GOOD mayor for NYC, until he tried to take credit for actually doing his job... makes no sense but somehow he thinks hes qualified to run for president. yeah fucking right.
George W. Bush - he thinks Africa is a country... nuff said.
All those actresses who weigh less than 120 lbs - who the fuck lied to you and said being a twiggy little bone with no sort of shape whatsoever was sexy deserve a sledgehammer to the temple. no man in his right mind wants to sleep with a girl who weighs 90 pounds and is five foot eight. the pain from pounding on her hard ass hip bones would erase any desire to! so the next time i see some anorexic bitch (yeah im talking about you stupid ass Olsen twins) who checks into a hospital for starving themselves ill walk over and DEFENESTRATE your ass. wieght is GOOD. and someone needs to teach it to these women the HARD way.
now if after reading this you think im an evil bastard, by all means reply and say so. but you cant deny what i wrote is true. if you can think of anyone else to add please do it!
some of those who didnt make the random-but-not-really-top-five
Charton Heston
The Paparazzi
Carson Daly
Ajay and Free
Rob Schieder
Uwe Boll
Hillary Clinton
Charles Barron
Bill Gates
Kaz Hirai
the Walton Family
Victoria Gotti and Co.
Bam Margera
Pee Wee Herman
Cartman
Superman
Jared from Subway
etc.
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I like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends
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