Come on, we all know you have one, so share it! ^^ Yeaz ^^
Here's mine, this was in response to someone telling me I was evil:
Alright, I confess, I'm an evil person, I secretly hate you all and am plotting to take over the world, to install a new order, one in which my word is the be all and end all of every living creature, sentient or not. I will live in a world of luxury, laughing at the starvation outside my door, wallowing in man-servants and chocolate. You shall all bow down before me and call me Goddess. The stars will shine in my hair and the moonlight from behind my eyes, and my beauty will astound the women and make slaves of their men. No-one shall defy me, those that attempt to do so will simply disapear, from this earth, and from the memories of those that knew them. Total power will be mine!