Thread: Post your World Domination speech here!

Come on, we all know you have one, so share it! ^^ Yeaz ^^

Here's mine, this was in response to someone telling me I was evil:

Alright, I confess, I'm an evil person, I secretly hate you all and am plotting to take over the world, to install a new order, one in which my word is the be all and end all of every living creature, sentient or not. I will live in a world of luxury, laughing at the starvation outside my door, wallowing in man-servants and chocolate. You shall all bow down before me and call me Goddess. The stars will shine in my hair and the moonlight from behind my eyes, and my beauty will astound the women and make slaves of their men. No-one shall defy me, those that attempt to do so will simply disapear, from this earth, and from the memories of those that knew them. Total power will be mine!

Hi everyone. I'm Digital_Eon, and I'm a world domination planner.

*looks around*

Yeah, this is World Dominators Anonymous, right? Oh shit... just said my name.

Anyway, I'm guilty of planning to dominate the world. It used to be just a small habit... wishing I could take over whatever world Digimon takes place in... then thinking about the media... and now it's turned into an obsession to get my message heard so I can influence the minds of people all around the world.

It's terrible; it really is. With your help I KNOW I can achieve my dream!

(Details to follow. I've forgotten what they are.)

My speech:

Yeah, bend over already.

God, you'll never win anyone over THAT way. =P At least I can look guilty and actually believe I'm doing everything for the good of the people. Love, peace, and donuts~!

Those in #HS know my plans damn well.

Lets repeat it here then.


I, spurgu the great, am saving money to buy Canada.

With the ultimate power of quebec and the rest of the folks in Canada, I will conquer Hawaii!

I will save some more money and buy a powerful engine from Ishman that will allow me to move Hawaii to the coasts of Kalifornia.

I will also save money for nukes, those will be planted in the volcano of Hawaii so nobody will notice them.

From the coast of Kalifornia, I will nuke Russia! who will counter by nuking the U.S, then Korea will jump in for fun! 3rd WW!

After that, I will pretend to help people with the power of Canada and Hawaii.. but I will backstab them! nobody will know! it will be done smoothly and in secret!

Nothing can stop me! AHAHA!











But then again, Canada lost to Sweden in hockey, not worth my money.

For now, my plans are halted, the world is safe.. for the moment..

But oh I will find another way to conquer the world.. I will..
MARK MY WORDS PEOPLE! BECAUSE I WILL BE YOUR FUTURE KING AND LOVER!

AHAHAHAHA!

I will dominate the world through diplomacy bribery,and warefare. My goals are to be a benevolent ruler,Creating a constitutional monarchy where I control with a group of advisors along with any oppoisition,In the end,I will have my throne and leave the people to do what they want within the limts of the new order. Not to worry though,to show that I can still be a tyrant,all personal opponets of mien wil lbe assassinated in a gruesome and horrible way.

Well I'm not one for long speeches, so I'd just like to say that when i eventually take over the world, sushi will be the sole diet of everyone throughout the planet, and that all nails must be four and a quarter inches long. Also, I plan to
-reintroduce the law that you can shoot anyone with a longbow when it is midnight.
-introduce the tradition to lie on the floor and tap your fingers whilst chanting. 'Quira-chan is the rightful Goddess.' Until your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth, every first of the month.
-change the days of the week to: Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Kiddy, Muddy, and Sticky.

All nukes worldwide must be detonated and gotten rid of.
But only after I've had my fun with them.

Thank you and have a good day.

You all suck.
I rule.
I nuke your house if you disobey.
End of story.
Peace.

Oh yeah I forgot to add,a massive sinking of all of Japan's major islands along with the massed effort to have them asimilated into the Chinese and Corean societies

Love me or die!

oh wait... I have that power right here!
*giggles*