Originally Posted by Scarey LizardSo I work at In-N-Out to start off.
Tonight, I was working with this one girl (Everyone says she has a crush on me) and she was working the food handout for the drive thru. Well this one group of (male) teenagers came through and started harassing her. Saying she had awesome boobs and they'd like to rub their umm... private parts all over her and whatnot. Then they had the nerve to even ask her for her phone number!
Anyways, they came through one more time, the second trip was even more vulgar and she started to get really upset. Well both of our shifts were just about over after they came around the second time. I clocked out five minutes before her and got dressed really quickly and went outside.
Sure enough, the same jackasses were still in the parking lot screwing around, yelling, blaring their music, and throwing their garbage all over the ****ing place. Well I went back in (On the side entrance) to try and find her, so I could walk her to her car. Well I saw her walk out the main entrance which was right where the teenagers were at. So I ran after her and sure enough... they were harassing her again... saying the same crap. Well she was about 25 feet away from me, I was jogging towards her. She tried to walk away from them but one of them grabbed her wrist. So I screamed at them, "LET HER GO, OR I'LL ****ING MURDER EVERY GOD DAMN ONE OF YOU!!!!"
The guy that grabbed her quickly let go and she started to run away. (Side detail, all In-N-Out Employees have to park their cars about a third of a mile away since there's a huge lack of parking close by) So after she ran about 100 feet, I caught up to her and asked if she was alright. She said yes and she thanked me. I told her that I was going walk with her the rest of the way and she thanked me again.
Well aparently, she parks in a different parking lot, which is in a different direction and even further away (No idea why she does that, but whatever...) So we finally get to her car, I make sure that she's alright again and she asked if there was a way she could make it up to me. I told her I was just glad she wasn't hurt. She asked if she could atleast give me a ride to my car. So since she insisted on it, I accepted.
Well she starts driving towards the parking lot I'm in, then she turned behind this tanning salon that was recently closed down. Well... I was a little confused at the moment and made sure she knew where I was parked. She replied with, "I don't think I've thanked you enough yet" and she smiled and turned off the car.
Looking back on it, I think the proper facial expression I had right then was the good ole ":O"
She grabbed my crotch area and began to massage it. I was well... getting excited, if you know what I mean >_>
She got more and more into it and finally unzipped my pants, revealing my super happy wang. She kept rubbing it and I made the seat fall back so I could get in a more comfortable position. She then leaned over and opened her mouth. "HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!" was the only thing going through my mind. Suddenly, she ripped off her mask, and spit acid all over my wang.
Oh yeah. That is just hot.