Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
I don't have it, but I find it funny that the fear of long words is the longest word in the English language.
Arachnophobia (but mild) [Fear of spiders]
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness. - I don't fear the dark, but what may be in the dark. I prefer to call it irrational paranoia. Yet I can still sleep when it's pitch black.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights. It's not really the height that I fear, but the sudden stop after falling from said height.
"Beer is the mind killer. Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Make beer, not war.