Heres what not to do. Supposefully true from my Latin teacher back in high school
Theres this woman whos a real famous dancer back in the old days. Shes also an Immigrant. Finds out one day shes pregnant and her entire world crashes around her. No job, No support, No family. So she decides to kill herself. But she has to go out so she has the most beautiful suicide ever.
So On her last night She buys and wears the most expensivew dress in town, eats a feast fit for a king at her apartment, then takes a huge overdose enough to kill a whale, And go lies down on her bed arms crossed and waits for the after life.
Unfortunatly for her the pills and food upset her stomach and shes gotta throw up. Afraid she'll ruin her dress she runs to the toliet. Unfortunalty as she bends over she trips, Hit her head on the side of the toliet and then Drowns in her own vomit and toliet water.