Finally, something everyone who matters can agree on
Small dogs suck.
I mean, a dog is supposed to be a loyal companion that you can do physical activities with. A small dog is a little yapping bitch-thing that only knows how to whine like a little princess. Having an unoptimal model of dogs is like making friends with unoptimal people; like carnies, the French, or women who won't have sex with you.
I say we all veto the rest of small dogs from existance.
Who is with me? (Only people who matter, of course!)