Thread: Please help me interpret my dream

I had a disturbing dream today. I dreamt that I was in a country style restaurant , one that servers deli . The chairs in the restaurant were wooden and low, the table was round and clean. Three people sat around the table. They were being a little loud and obnoxious. A lot of the customers were looking at them hoping that someone will do something. Then one of the men reached over his head and grappled a pack of deli meat. As he concealed it in his clothing, you could see a lot of stolen goods (all packed meat) He was fat, was wearing an open lumber jack shirt, underneath it he was wearing a dirty white T-shirt. The lower part of his T-shirt was covered in blood. So I laughed because he didn’t try to hide it at all “ you have got to be kidding me … smooth buddy” is what I said. Another customer pointed at him with his hand and said “ him” the thief got mad and slaped , one of his fried (don’t know why) the customer , and me. I was like “ what you slaped me?!” I reached for a knife by the clerk, and stapped his heart. I then carved a big heart shape across his chest and as I was carving him I said “a,b,c,d,e…etc” the costumers observed me killing him; however they did nothing and turned back to whatever they were doing. They were not shocked or anything. It was more like, I don’t care. After this I got up and bought some food and left as if nothing happened. When I woke up I thought about the guy and he looked like a splitting image of a thief that I cought when I was working as a store detective for safe way . Ironically I caught him stealing meat. Could you help me interpret this dream?

It means you’re suppressing your inner homosexual desires, and that you should have eaten you peas when you were a child. Now, you are incredibly deficient in over 20 essential vitamins and minerals.

lol , you are right child_of_serenity I am haveing urges just think about you. Where have you been all my life?

CoS is female.
Also the real reason you have these dreams, is because you touch yourself at night.

Lead my people out of Egypt!

Here's my answer:

When comming out of the Oedipal stage of development boys believe that females have been castrated, and fear their fathers doing the same to them. castration in this sense is not physical mutliation, but oppresive social roles due to our genders. The boys eventually respect and identify with the father, repressing their desire to kill their fathers and have sex with their mothers.
The man you stabbed was doing something that is frowned upon in society - assault and theft. Since you associate with your father, and therefore authority, you murdered the man. But murder is also looked down upon - to uphold social order you must simultaneously rebel against it.
The difference between the cleanliness and dirtiness represent society as being "pure" and those who rebel as not. Ironically, whilst stabbing the man you had to get dirty to maintain purity.

Or, to make it short - you touch yourself at night.

why are all the answers 'you touch yourself at night'?? 0.0

I don't know, but I find it funny.

You have cancer AND AIDS. You are going to die soon.

Oh, and your dog's gay.

Oh dear lord....

/me slams his head on the wall multiple times.