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    Aikido is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default If you ever want to quit your job...

    say something like this, instead:

    http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jh...oryID=12052818

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    izhar iz alzo here is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aikido
    i think you posted the wrong site

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    Well, that's not so bad. I myself have three mystical dwarfs that help me make day to day decisions, they are very useful since they can tell the future and make amazing vegetable soup. Granted, one of them is a regular sized man that had his legs cut off in a tragic cotton candy machine accident, but still. Their names are Madame Zarathustra, Alastair Moody the Cunning, and Cletus the Mighty Crutches, go figure which one has no legs.

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    Aikido is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by izhar iz alzo here
    i think you posted the wrong site
    no, you forgot to pick up your sense of humor from Aisle 3.

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    Oh dear.... LOL!!!!!

    meh.. Dwarves are over rated and hard to carry around.. ^^ I like my rocks instead... they're psychic! They let me know what everyone is thinking ^^ Of course that could explain my confusion....

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    Eh, fuck physical plane helpers altogether. You want some nice astral buddies like Khlecthiscryae. His name is impossible for humans to pronounce. He enjoys Motts cinnamon applesauce and pingpong. Of course he can see the future, but he thinks it's funny as hell to watch me fuck up and thus conceals his omniscient nature from me.

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    Please, your multi-dimensional buddy's advice is beyond human understanding, as you yourself have admitted. Incomprehensible advice is not rad.
    Mr. Rock, on the other hand, offers realistic solution to every problem.
    Got a kid that just won't stop talking? Mr. Rock to mouth to his mouth will set him straight.
    Got a Canadian girl that won't stop smiling? Mr. Rock a few times to her head will certainly bring her back to reality.
    Got a gay/evil/moralistic robot/wizard/hick that gets keeps trying to frame you? Mr. Rock to the head will teach him better, especially about that gayness.
    I'm rad. You're rad. Let's hug.

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    Jimmy, my talking shotgun, could also solve some problems, like a certain normalguy. His voice can cure all problems that you have with other people.

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    Aurora86 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Can I make use of Jimmy Jakko?
    That's one way of getting fired....
    Id' still prefer to tell my boss she's a fat irritating dwarfling bitch with buck teeth but hey that's just me

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    Jakko, Jimmy is loud and would attract attention and confrontation.
    While Mr. Rock's solution is more up-close and private. No needless embarrassment and confrontation.
    I'm rad. You're rad. Let's hug.

 

 
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