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    true_panda is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Default Yo mama jokes

    Make the best yo mama jokes (watch me get banned) I decided to make this since theres a show called yo mama that is really good filled with yo mama good ness
    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
    thats mine
    umm rules umm...
    #1 Try to be original and dont google yo mama jokes like I did
    #2 dont be too offensive
    #3 dont laugh when I get banned

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    I've got a really good mp3 of yo momma jokes, but since panda reckons it might lead to a ban, I won't post it.

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    same. if you actually want them give me a pm, and i'll send you some.


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    I dont say making jokes will lead to a ban, im saying ill get banned for making a retarded topic. So post away

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    You know in the stop tazmo section of this site there is a "Tazmo Yo Mamma jokes" section, sadly everybody was saying how stupid it is so people stop posting.
    Anyway. heres mine
    Yo mama is so poor, her t.v only has 2 channels, on and Off

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    Yo mamma is so poor when I saw her kiching a can down the street I asked what she was doing,

    she said Moving

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    yo mamma is so ugly she made the dildo go limp.

    yo mamma is so poor she has never seen 50 cents (and i aint talking about the rapper)

    yo mamma is soo old she got a DWI on a chariot

    yo mamma soo old she has an autographed bible.

    yo mamma is soo stupid i walked into the kitchen and i saw her yelling into an envelop and i asked her what she was doing, she said "im sending a voice message"

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    LOL

    yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

    yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

    yo momma so stupid when she went to work at the M&M's factory she got fired for throwing away all the W&W's

    yo momma so fat when she died she blocked the highway to hell and the stairway to heaven

    yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family portrait

    yo momma so poor she had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon
    yo momma so stupid when she went to work at the M&M's factory she got fired for throwing away all the W&W's
    It's just Ws, not W&W's.

    I can see alot of people watch Yo Momma!

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    actually ive only seen one episode... wasnt impressed.

    Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!

    Yo momma’s so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

    Yo momma so old she gangbanged with the hebrews

    yo momma so old she got a speeding ticket on a dinosaur

    yo momma so stupid she needs a lifeguard so she doesnt drown in her cereal

    yo momma so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


    [Chit Chat Specific Forum Rules] // Last Update - Friday March 13, 2009

 

 
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