Thread: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she looks like what I made in the toilet this morning.

you mamas so fat that when she jumped in to the sea the whales sing 'We are family!'

your mama so fat that when she walked past the t.v i missed 3 commmercials

your mama so fat that when god said "may there be light" she moved out of the way

your mama has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers

your mama got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...