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    MonkeyDLuffysj is offline Banned Long Time Member
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    Default SP-Guild

    Simple, really. This is a guild for ultra-elite members (Basically the opposite of myself and Spurgu {Ironically the only current members]). Anyways, this is a guild where you are given benefits that society does not often offer........ such benefits are withheld until you actually JOIN the guild........ But there are a few simple rules:

    a). To join, you must have been a member on ST for over 5 months (This is to weed out prospective spammers/newbs).
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    b). No girls allowed (And by "Girls" I mean Steal Dragon; that is to say, there is no sexual discrimination in our guild, just discrimination against flamboyant dragons).

    Anyways, our guild goes on lots of adventures and crap....... and once Spurgu apparentley even ate a cockroack ~!ZOMG!~.

    So, uh....... join or something.

    The rankings will be:

    Me=Ultra Super Emperor Guy with Gigantic Penis

    Spurgu=Emperor with tiny penis and no friends

    People who join soon=Kings and shit (Girls who join soon=Queens and shit)

    People who join later=Nobleman/women

    People who act like idiots and join in a month or two=Peasants

    People who join the day the sign up on ST=Shit buckets

    People whose nicks are "Steal Dragon"=Nut Gobblers

    People who enjoy Steal Dragon's whitty banter=Can kiss my ass.

    That's all for now........ If you sign up soon, you will recieve the ~*SECRET PRIZE!!!!!*~ (Tilde action ensues). Anyways, enjoy, people.

    We will be making sigis for future members.

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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    SP guild?

    Oh you mean the Sensitive Pornograph Guild. That explains why no girls are allowed. So it's basically a mens club that does men.

    Write some fanfics.

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    Spurgu is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Hey, my e-penis is 50 m long!

    And the cockroach was annoying me! always stealing my food!

    AK you must join us, BUAHUAHUA!

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    MonkeyDLuffysj is offline Banned Long Time Member
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    Good guess, AK, but no. We will only be telling members who join soon what the "SP" stands for. Although I doubt it will recieve any interest.....

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    Spurgu is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Whats our adventure/ what are we going to do? what what?

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    hehe... BOO!!!

    /me runs away laughing hysterically


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    sperm worm is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    i agree. laaame.


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    Spurgu is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    I shall forfeit my membership from this guild.

    I wish not to be the guy with tiny penis, my ego is too big for that role.

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    sperm worm is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    good man, spurgu. good choice.


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    MonkeyDLuffysj is offline Banned Long Time Member
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    Shut the fuck up, ya little kiss-ass.

 

 
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