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    bamboozler is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Cool If I had force powers...



    Has anyone ever wished they had the ability to control the force? One of my crazy ideas was to hire a guy to be my force buddy for the day. A force buddy is a guy that you command to mimic the powers of the force, if you say "I use the force to bring my coffee cup from across the room to me." or "I use the force to pinch that girl, who is sitting with her 250lb boyfriend, in the ass." your force buddy is the one that executes it. He's basicly a hired slave, except, he gets a niffty shirt that says force buddy on it and he's not aloud to talk to anyone. A force buddy could be very helpful, if a mugger ever attacks you could use force lightning on him (force buddy with a tazer gun XD).

    If you really had force powers/buddy for just one day what would you do with them?

    "Grapes and grapes!"

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    billy7777 is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Holy crap we actually did that once at my school. We got skinny little guys to wear spandex and whenever we like used the force to like "push the person" the little guy would jump out and tackle him.

    Anyways... I would love to be a jedi. I wrote an essay about what i would do if i was a jedi and i got 91 percent so i mean that's the power of the force right there. I would totally use the force for the powers of good.

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    wlliiam is offline Senior Member Frequent Poster
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    froce persuade people to jump off a bridge.
    yeah, that would be the day.
    or with a force bud
    "i use force push to push this person off the bridge"
    Last edited by wlliiam; 04-26-2006 at 10:51 PM.

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    98abaile is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy7777
    Holy crap we actually did that once at my school. We got skinny little guys to wear spandex and whenever we like used the force to like "push the person" the little guy would jump out and tackle him.
    rofl, I have this mental image of a midget tackleing people. XD

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    bernkly80 is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Too much imagination i guess. *sigh*

    Is this some kinda physic with force power?

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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    I Shall Use The Force To Fondle My Penis!

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    Coolmasta89 is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC
    I Shall Use The Force To Fondle My Penis!
    exactly wat i was thinking


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    mangaguy is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC
    I Shall Use The Force To Fondle My Penis!
    Same except I'd keep doing it over and over and over.......

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    Zero643 is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC
    I Shall Use The Force To Fondle My Penis!
    Hmmm the force is strong in this one. >_> but yea it would be sick to have force power being able to use force push to hit others in the balls from a mile away...priceless.

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    Tetsumaru is offline Senior Member Well Known
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    great. force rape. force buddy would go around doing all this crazy shit. force rip that girls shirt off. force lightning that duck. force choke that georgebush. those arent the droids youre looking for!

 

 
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