Thread: Past Lives of Shinigami?

@ bleachigo
man...u r having one hell of a fun coming out with this shit aren't you?lol

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hey hey...what about matsumoto and komamura? ;p - W

actually,
-Hitsugaya was a plumber ..
-zaraki was a hair stylist ..
-gin was a kindergarden teacher (that's why he always smile)..
-byakuya was a salesman who became rich a year before he died (killed by his debt collector)..
-tousen was a street musician
-komamura was the first werewolf discovered
-ukitake was a famous cover boy back in the 60's
and..
-mayuri was in the star wars episode but got fired by Lucas. he died of car accident while wandering around in his costume

to all their fans.. my apology

gin was an insurance salesman,
kira was a schizophrenic nobody,had a split personality which commited suicide.
renji worked in a tatoo parlour, and was killed in a gangwar
yumichika did gay porn, but was killed by matsumoto and nanao whose porno franchise was losing business.
shunsui was a ceo who fucked a new secretary every week.

Aizen was a tactician back in the era of 3 kingdoms
well.. maybe?

Originally Posted by bleachigo

Oh No! don't ecourage me or I might do More! JK thanks for the compliment as a reward...

Gin is tragic proof that if you make a face too long it will freeze that way. He Made a living with a law firm that was shown to be involved with insider trading... some things never change, even after death.

Hitsugaya is actually Stephen Hawking only he's not stuck in a wheel chair in Soul Society.

Wait... No.... Hitsugaya is actually Albert Einstien... It's the hair.

Yoruichi was an exotic dancer in the real world... she was the best exotic dancer ever. Also she was the very first female cat burglar.

o_O omdays...........not so sure about my ickle siro-kun being Albert Einstein.......but hey, he's a super genius so........i guess it works (especially the hair bit!)
LAMO!! love the Yoruichi one!!

p.s does this mean i'm once again encouraging you??????? keehee! XP
I'm sorry...........must stop.......*tries to restrain fingers from typing*

Originally Posted by ichimaru-cally

Aizen was a tactician back in the era of 3 kingdoms
well.. maybe?

I can see that happening! I think he's probably one of those really evil ones who betrays the country OR like the world and makes an alliance with the aliens, that's where he adopted his weird line-eyes and super-long face.......

kenpachi zaraki was a vietnam war veteran.he decided that swords were better than guns in the jungle,so he used one.when he raised it to kill someone,he was struck by lightning and was electrocuted to death.
hence the hair.

matsumoto died bcoz her silicone implants poisoned her

Hinamori killed herself because she got dumpt by a guy who screwed around alot he never loved her, she's his 30th lover and thats all she meant to him....(i hate that Hinamori bitch)

and Aizen is not a tactican he was a school janitor....

If you think about it, Renji died when he was a kid (Thats why he was a kid in the soul society...) What I want to know is how he could have aged there if he was dead. actually quite a few of leaders were kids...hmmm

Renji was probably a kid theif in japan who happend to steal from the wrong samurai at the wrong time (hence why he was a theif when he was a kid in soul society to)