Thread: Bleach: Chapter 526

Bleach 526

Unohana is dead? Kubo is fucking retarded. Unohana lives because he trolled us? I would believe that this whole final arc is one big troll and it's going on for another 10 years.

So....what's keeping her from healing herself then? Unless Zaraki straight up severed her spine and she can't speak or use her hands can't she still use healing.

And what's up with her bankai? Does it just melt everything? How did she survive using it when she first activated it?

The melting thing looks to just be a metaphor. it has something to do with her blood but who knows.

What the fuck was that bullshit.

The most Bullshit chapter to ever be released.

When I read the chapter I was like "This is it?" I am utterly unimpressed. What the hell was that bankai supposed to do? Cover Zaraki in chocolate sauce? Is this whole battle some metaphor for rough sex between these two characters? What does this all mean?

Can we go back to Ichigo now?

Hear hear! The introduction of the Royal guards was much more entertaining, hands down.

Originally Posted by qbsenuef

Can we go back to Ichigo now?

Originally Posted by qbsenuef

When I read the chapter I was like "This is it?" I am utterly unimpressed. What the hell was that bankai supposed to do? Cover Zaraki in chocolate sauce? Is this whole battle some metaphor for rough sex between these two characters? What does this all mean?

Yep. All about the bent up sexual frustration between them. They are both masochist in their own special way...and Kenpachi is the only man to have ever reved her engine like that. He penetrated her real good with his blade there....and she just took it. Kube must be reading 50 Shades or something.

All in all really discumbobulating chapter. Her Bankai is just plain....wtf? There was too much going on, yet not enough, to grasp anything tangible from this chapter. All I got out of it was the sex theme and Onohana's Orgasm face. This is going to make for a GREAT episode when it releases.

I've been looking around to see if anyone has any idea of what her Bankai actually does and even on the Bleach Wikia website this is what they've got written

Bankai: NOTE: UNTIL WE CAN GET A BETTER UNDERSTANDING ON WHAT UNOHANA'S BANKAI ACTUALLY DOES, WE WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINING REQUESTS TO UPDATE THE SECTION, AS SUCH REQUESTS CAN ONLY BE ENTERTAINED THROUGH SPECULATION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

So apparently everyone's confused about it lol.

As for what I think, I'm just guessing it uses her blood as a weapon or some crap like that.