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    Default Lines you'll NEVER EVER hear in Bleach

    Yea, this is pretty much where we make up funny lines that will NEVER EVER make it pass the "drawing board" room.

    example:

    Ichigo: I see dead peopleeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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    Rukia: Dammit, I told you not to follow me! I deserved to die!
    Ichigo: What, are you emo or something?!

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    Kenpachi: I'm a pacifist!

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    Kon: I prefer sleeping in your sister's beds. MMMmmmmmm... last night... XD

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    Chad: Hulk SMASH!

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    Hollow Ichigo: Why do we have to fight all the time?

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    Byakuya: I cut my hair with Senbon Zakura.
    (OH Yeah! He already said it. WTF!!)

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    Yamamoto Genryusai: I here by decree that Yoruichi and Urahara are to be returned to their previous positions in Soul Society.

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    Ichigo: Do I have to save all of you again?

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    Aizen: I surrender.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tousen View Post
    Please don't bother. Simple rule: If it wasn't in the manga, it doesn't count.

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    Noitara: There is no spoon.
    Ikkaku: There is no bald man.
    Tousen: You lack blindless.
    Aznhuskarl aka 20Cent

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    Malkavian Sniper is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Ichigo: I don't feel like using bankai right now.

    Ichigo: *picks up zanpakutou* Dang this thing is heavy. I need to work...out...more... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *gets crushed by said zanpakutou*

    Yamamoto: Let's change the shinigami uniform color from black to HOT PINK.
    Today, I got lost on the road of life.

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    Naruotaku is offline Member Newbie
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    Ishida: "Fuck it, I don't want my powers anymore"

    Rukia: "Ichigo, I love you!!"
    Ichigo: "Rukia, I love you!!!"

    Ulquiorra: "This is what smoking does to you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malkavian Sniper View Post
    Ichigo: I don't feel like using bankai right now.
    If you count the effectively identical "I don't want to use bankai" then he has said that. Both vs. Hiyori and in the early Bount arc.

    Uryuu freaky, pale and geeky,
    how do your powers grow?
    "With gloves and scars and silver stars
    and swords that I shoot from a bow,
    yes, swords that I shoot from a bow."

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    Ichigo: Boobies hummm...

    Rukia: I was president of the art club of my school

    Orihime: Welcome to my restaurant!
    "Chile is a thin and tall country"

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    Ichigo: Your drawings are so cute Rukia!

    Rukia: I did my best 'coz this is my last time to draw... *sob*

    Ichigo: What?! But I want more!!! *angry*

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    Byakuya: Dumbass! Don't mess with my sister or I'll send you to hell!

    Ichigo: What? You can send souls to hell using soul burial? So cool! No wonder you're my idol!

    Byakuya: aaa.. *grin* You want my autograph then?

    Ichigo: Really?!! Thanks pal!

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    Chad: Is that all you can do, loser?! Don't make me laugh!!

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    Orihime: I'm already tired of helping Ichigo and the others. It's better to go to the beach and wear my swimsuit!

    Uryuu: Inoue-san... *nosebleed* I want to see that!
    Last edited by Krizomet; 05-01-2007 at 08:53 PM.

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    Ukitaki: No candies for you!

    Hitsugaya: NOOOOOooooooo!!!
    "Chile is a thin and tall country"

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    Ichigo: Rukia, you lack big breast, no, medium breast!

 

 
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