that was a good one, bout havin 2 dads (would the baby come out of his dick or the asshole? NEVERMIND I DONT WANT TO KNOW ). aight lemme give it my best shot
Tazmos mommas ears are so big, she got 20 inch rims for studs.
Tazmos momma is so hairy, she got afros on her nipples.
Tazmos momma is so poor, she got tatooed the dollar menu.....on her back!
Tazmos momma is so skinny, both her nipples are touchin.
Man, i thought i had a stomach ache...i look at tazmos mom, and im like "pepto bismol? can i get some?"
Tazmos momma is so fat, when she masturbates, its a 3 way.
Man, Tazmo, i heard of athletes foot, but athletes face????
Tazmos momma is so skinny, she has to be faxxed to the hospital.
Tazmos momma is so fat, when she get hurt, she get takin to the hospital in a pickup truck.
Tazmos momma is so fat, she used to shop in the Gap. Now its the Field!!!
Tazmos momma is so stupid, i told her to do the robot. Now R2D2 had AIDS!!!
Tazmos momma is so fat, she got soft elbows.
Tazmos momma is so strong, she can drink peanut butter.
Tazmos momma is so fat, instead of an STD, she gave me cholestoral(dont ask me how i got with her in the first place hee)
Tazmos momma is so ugly, she got a prescription mirror.
And yes, i have about 20 more, but i need to leave room for the other tazmo hatas. NO, i did not look off of a website and copy them on, these are some that i made, and others i remember from the Yo Momma show.
And as a parting joke to all the Tazmo hatas. Seriously dudes, those jokes are as old as knock knock jokes. Speakin of knock knock jokes, thats what my balls did on all ya'll mommas chins *knock knock, knock knock*
And also as a parting haiku.
Don't let Tazmo fool,
he knows he isnt cool
i use him as a free tool
(haha, a haiku AND a rap to boot) I LUV YA GUYS, DONT BASH ME
sry, garion, i didnt notice that u used the R2D2 one, sry
yeah, from the p3nis.... thats why tazmo's such a d1ck
woah. i didn't relize that this forum grown.
Tazmos' mother isn't tazmo's mother, but his transvitte father.
dear mr/mrs Tazmo, i have nothing against u, but....
ur mom's soo stupid, she sat on the tv and watches the couch!
and sooo ugly, people paid her to keep her clothes on a strip bar!....
sorry to disappoint you, but that's not a haiku.
Originally Posted by s¥eMurtagh
For a haiku, the phrases must be 5/7/5. Yours are 6/7/7.
aha.. i got 1...
Tazmo's mama is so fat... when she walks in front of you.. you miss 15 mins of yo fave tv show..
ok... i got one, (made this one aa while ago...)
Tazmo mamma so fat that when she starred in a movie the screen wasn't widescreen it was 360 degree's.
tell me what ya think, don't bash me :P
Last edited by panda07; 10-08-2006 at 09:49 PM.