Tazmo's mom is so ugly, she makes even you look pretty.
Originally Posted by Bryant88
tazmo's mom was on the varsity football team when she was younger, as an all-star getback. cuz everytime she said let me play! the coach would push her back and say fucking idiot, get back.
Tazmo's mum's so old she was waiting tables at the last supper.
Tazmo's mum's so ugly, when her mum gave birth the docter slapped her.
Tazmo's mum's so fat NASA had to build a satellite to orbit her.
just a few of my favourites.
Tazmo's mum so fat, when she went for a swim in the ocean, Spain claimed the new land.
Tazmo's mum so fat, she was sued for sinking half of North America.
Tazmo's mum so fat, when she jumped in the Ocean, she created a Tidal Wave
woo. this is so fun.
These jokes are fun;
Tazmo's mom is so fat, she's got her own gravity.
Tazmo's mom is so fat, the equitor is her belt.
Tazmo's mom is so fat, the first marathon was around her.
ok let me try this:
Tazmo's mom is so stupid I told her to do the robot and now r2d2 has AIDS.
Tazmo's mom is so ugly when she was born the docter slapped everybody.
Tazmo's mom is so ugly she went to a freak show and came out with a job application.
hmm. Garion, u got one good one.
Tazmo's mom is so ugly, when she was born, she gave a new meaning to 666
Tazmo's mom so fat, NASA use her as a landing pad.
Tazmo's mom so fat, when she farted, she setted the world aflame.
Tazmo's mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and she gets laid by Mexicans.
I don't have a mom, me and my dad share Tazmo's.
Tazmo's mom's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
Tazmo's mother is so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it.
Why do I find that joke so amusing?
Tazmo doesn't even have a mom, he has 2 dads!