Not sure that this can go here, if it isn't someone is more than welcome to put it somewhere else.

This is a Team Rocket spoof I found somewhere.

CJayC: Prepare for trouble!
Bethany: Make it double!

*Team Rocket theme plays*

CJay: To sell our sites to corporations.
Bethany: To merge all forums across the nations.
Cjay: To charge all people to use the boards.
Bethany: To relinquish control to our sponsoring lords.

"CJay!"
"Bethany!"

CJay: Team Profit! Sell out at the speed of light!
Bethany: Pay up now, or leave this site!
Sailor Bacon: (Bacon!) That's right!