Dear Community:

[1cor1313]

Dear StopTazmo Goers,

I hope you are well. It has been many ages since I have last visited your realms. I was merrily gallivanting around my little piece of the internet. Y'know, with the sex. The homosexual sex. On one of my hunts for the elusive Hanul and his ass which was touched and ravaged by the gods, I received a letter from above delivered by an arrow which had struck me upon my ass. At first I was turned on, then curiosity came, then I realized I had been penetrated in the ass, I giggled, then I was turned on yet again. When all the feelings of arousal had disappeared, (which is rare and the time between such times is few and far between), I had finally opened the letter which states:

Dear Tazmo,

There is a site called stoptazmo. I don't think they like you.

Fellow member
inuboy86

As such, I can no longer be selfish and spend my time roaming the internet searching for ass. I have come upon an epiphany. A Purpose. A Calling...

[Prov2522]

I am REBORN! Reforged from the flames of sarcasm and internet kitty pictures. I come upon you to wreak chaos upon your boards. As we were once comrades, I will give you but one chance to secede and accept the Word of Inuboy86 and accept the love of Tazmo!

I am Vengeance personified. Spam bends to my will. I am the Dark Corinthian.


I AM PROV2522!


Don't make me break out the smileys on you.



Love,
1cor1313 / Prov2522
<3<3<3


PS Is Hanul somewhere here?

[Digital_Eon]

I was laughing so hard when I read this that, when asked if I would like orange cake, I responded with "what flavour?". Congratulations, 1cor. I hope that you live your calling and find great happiness as the result of it.

[Prov2522]

Dear Person-who-loves-Orange-Cake,

Will you agree to accept that which is your one and only Inuboy86 and accept Tazmo? Today is an auspicious day indeed. It is a day that will be lived in infamy!

Love,
Prov2522
<3<3<3

[Digital_Eon]

Dear Person-Who-Has-Been-Reborn,

If I do so, will I receive special zombie-killing weapons and orange cake?

Thinking,

Digital_Eon

P.S. Hanul shows up in the Family Tree thread sometimes. Recently, anyway.

[Prov2522]

Dear Orange-Cake-loving-Person,

Very well, you shall be rewarded for your punctuality and for being one of the First. Like the rat in the Chinese Zodiac who was the first to greet Buddha as he departed, I will mark your name in the hours that pass by.

You are the First of the ST Zodiac:
Digital_Eon The Herald of Orange Cake and All that Kills And Smooshes Zombies

Bear the name proudly and spread forth the word of Inuboy86

Love,
Prov2522

[Digital_Eon]

Dear Reborn-Prophet,

Is it too much to ask to substitute "cat" for "rat"? Ahh, if so, thank you anyway. ^_^

Spreading the word of Inuboy86,

Digital_Eon

[Prov2522]

Dear First of the Zodiac,

If it were in my power to ask, I would. However, I do not wish to ask Inuboy86 to turn back the hands of time and replace the rat with a cat in the myth. For to ask such is insinuating that he does not know that which is best for us.

IE You should have waited for the Tiger.

Love,
Prov2522/1cor1313
The Dark Corinthian who loves Rainbows

[Digital_Eon]

Dear Rainbow-Loving-Dark-Corinthian,

Ahh, it's okay. The tiger is awfully cute but there's nothing wrong with the devious rat, either. ^_^ The words of the prophet of the great Inuboy86 have calmed my fears and worries.

Accepting,

Digital_Eon
The Orange-Cake-Loving-Person and the First-of-the-Zodiac

[Prov2522]

Dear First of the Zodiac,

You are wise to not strike the ire of the Inuboy86. I will be sure to put in a good word for you. Now we wait for the other 11 or we shall strike down those oppose us as we wait.

Love,
Prov2522/1cor1313
The Dark Corinthian who loves Rainbows