FORUM GAME: Ruin Tazmo!!
Bash tazmo to your hearts content! side note:theres no word limit here hah! now it wont be shut down like in 'chit-chat' section...
Rules:must bash Taz, be as cruel as you want. Stay on topic. No double-posts (its called 'edit,' see here for more info)
HOW TO PLAY: The gods of free online manga and such have become aware of the anti-manga's presence. To fight 'the beast,' they have given the members of Stoptazmo the ability to decide what happens next... You choose what happens to him, his ironic death, his money, ANYTHING. Feel free to use other threads here as references. If you mention someone from this site, try to add a side note [see below] saying no offense or something to at least show respect to that person...
EXAMPLE: Tazmo goes to jail for beating his ex, and then loses everything in lawsuit started by Stoptazmo. Wifebeater FINALLY tracks down the one who started Stoptazmo, and finds that it is... his ex-girlfriend! (no offense to the real Stoptazmo Creator/God - not sure what title or color he would like so i guessed...)
4 years ago my cat, mittens had kittens.
The first three kittens were fine, but the fourth was deformed. And the mother paid it no attention or care like she did the other kittens.
She refused to feed it and it died 2 days later.
Up until now that was the most pathetic thing I had ever seen.
But now, you got it.
you have seen nothing yet.
Originally Posted by Freddy_Licorice
seen monkeys before? when they were born they will stick to their mother by grabbing her fur. ones the baby money let go/slip its hand and drop from its mother, she will not look back or try to grab it back. it is considers as a failure child and abandon the baby. and the males will attack the child. and you can guess the ending.
and Devoid, is this topic really allowed? i mean from all those forum from whatever site is avoiding things like this. if this is really allowed then this is my "article"
Taz got a big fortune from what he is doing now and try to invest for another 'buissnes' with a partner. later the partner of Taz betray him. too all of his money and ran away. but he still survives, struggle for avery long time and his life began to change back to what he is before. but then he was robbed and get stabbed on his left leg and right arm making him disabled. and for his incompetent in working, his fortune went to bankruptcy. after his misfortune, his family and friends left him. as for now he can only find left over in the garbage can, wandering around in those dark alleys, sleeps on sidewalks with only thorn up shirt and some boxes. but he was send to the disabled center to 'keep the streets clean(beggers)'. after a week he lives there, he started to get used to the surroundings, but then 1 night there is a fire and these goes his right leg and left arm. after inhalling alot of smoks he was sent to hospital for treatment. by alergic(hope the spelling is correct) to medicens, he went coma. after 5 years, he awakes. but he lost the abilyty to talk, the ability to move, and lost his memories. as well as is emotions. he can only eat and sleeps. and for some reason he ran away from the hospital with his disable limbs and disapeared in the night.
Note: no offense, just boring and merly a prank.
You People Make me laugh...
Want a End fit for Tazmo?
Well you got it Bwahahaha!!
Midnight.. the town is sleeping right now.. but only one person is awake..
Tazmo Is Counting The Money he's Got in his apartment .
"Four thousand Six hundred seventy Three.."
"Four Thousand six hundred seventy four.."
"hehe i sure am making a Mountain with this haha stupid world they dont even search for free stuff... Good thing i got my webbie up! if this keeps on i could be a millionaire in.. Three years!! WTF!? i wanna be a millionaire now!!!!"
BAAAAAAAAAAM the door breaks down & Three guys in tuxedos come in.
"We're From Da Mob ya understand!?.. & We Here to claim your Paypal Account! & Your website too!.. in short we want your Income!! $$$$" says one of the Three Guys..
"NOO ME TAZMO! ME WANT MILLION!! YU STUPID MAFIA NO GET ME MONEY!!" says tazmo as he is stunned That the mob is in his apartment..
Then the mobsters take out their guns...
But BOOOOOOOOOM the other door to his apartment breaks down & Three Asian guys come in..
"Chyooooooooo! we're from the yakuza the UMA(United Mangaka Accosiation) hired us to take whats rightfully theirs!" Says the tallest one of them
"No We came here first! Dis loot tis ours!" Says The Mobsters As they charge At Them..
& The Fight starts..
[HMM Tazmo still have money.. Mob & Yakuza fighting.. hmm tazmo run away! but.. tazmo record fight sell video in Webbie make more money hahaha!] thought tazmo
he sits at His pc & records with his webcam..
then suddenly The Wall breaks down & a tall Black guy Jumps in from a helicopter!
"FBI!! Tazmo Stupidkiddie you are under arrest for hiding Criminals!" said the guy who just jumped in
"Wat? me no hide criminal!" says dumbstruck tazmo
"no you are & you are making homemade videos too!" Says the FBI agent
"no this for webbie for make money!" says tazmo
Silently the Mobsters & the Yakuza sneak out as the FBI agent argues with tazmo
"Oh.. then you are under arrest for abusing copyrights!" Says the FBI agent seeing that the 'criminals' ran away
"Noooooooooooo!" says tazmo as he is dragged through his apartment & Thrown into the helicopter..
Tazmo is taken to jail but his webbie is still online!
2 Years Later...
Tazmo has gained a reputation as the ''kick him for 2 cents'' idiot among the Prisoners he gets deformed because of all the kicks..
"Me Rich Now bwahahaha" Thought tamo as he counts the cash..
The Prison guard comes in & Says "Tazmo Stupidkiddie you have served your sentence & are Herby released!"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" says tazmo happily
"but we have to confiscate everything you took from the prison!" says the jail guard as he takes tazmos money
"me kicked in jail no reason noooooo" Says tazmo As He Sadly leaves the prison
when he arrives at his apartment he takes out his door key and opens it..
He Goes in & opens the lights..
A Family of racoons has taken residence in his home!
They jump at him smacking and biting! oh the pain he had!
then the racoons throw him out of the window.. & He Lands in the trash can outside the building
He Thinks "me have nothing no more! Me want die!!!!!" says tazmo
But he sees a card on the ground 'Wanna get rich quick Come to China Ware (a factory that makes Plates)" He thinks it is in China so he sneaks on a plane..
Tazmo is hiding in the Plane toilet... but he accidently flushes his Shirt..
He is stupid & Thought "hmm me go get my shirt from my bag outside" so he goes outside to find that the Plane is being hi-jacked!
they shoot him thinking hes ressisting & Open the plane door to throw him out..
Hes In The aiiiiiir! Shot by a dozen Hi-jackeeeeeeeeeeeers!
"Me Wish i never made Me Stupid webbie...." says tazmo as hes falling down
"me wish stoptazmo webbie closed me down..." says tazmo
then he lands inside a Steam Boats Chimmney
he flies back out...
& into space he goes!
an alien sees him & Captures him doing many many painfull tests...
then they release him into pluto where he freezes....
4000 Years Later....
Humans reach pluto to clonize it & Find him! they dehydrate him to speak to him
"Who Are You?" Asks the Scientest
"Me Tazmooo GOOUOOOOWAAAAAAA!" Says tazmo thinking hes in china...
"Hes Wild!!! Shoot Him!!!" Says the scientest calling a bunch of troops in
PZZZZZZZZAAAAAM & hes turned into a Deformed ugly creature....
They Throw him in a space capsule & Set It To take him to 2009 (the past of the future aka after our time by 2 Years)
Someone opens the capsule & Finds him..
"WTF is this thing!!?!?!?" screams the guy who opened the capsule
"MEEEEEEEEE TAZMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" says tazmo
"oooooooooo lets sell It To the circus!" says the friend of the guy who opened it
& Thus Tazmo is a new creature preforming in a circus!
Dum dum dra ra ra rum dum du rum!
The Circus animal tamer whips him so badly & Makes him do humiliating acts till The Circus dies out (The Deformation caused Tazmo to live a loong time)
Tazmo is sold in the USA to a very rich animal collector..
Tazmo runs away & Ends up in the suberbs..
Where a Middle aged man captures him & Asks it "What in the world are you?"
the man says WTF i used to run a site thats against you!
& the man puts Tazmo in a microwave
"AAAAAAAAAAH" Screams tazmo in agony as he is deformed again!
the microwave blows up & shoots tazmo to the Pacific ocean where a Whale eats him & the whale mutated to a weird thing.. but that is another story...
With all respect to everone mentioned in the story EXCEPT TAZMO!
soo did u like it?
write a book man.
Title: 1,000 ending of Tazmo's freakin' life
u can make big money
Or better a manga and anime but the title would be in Japanese....
"One Thousand ways to kill a weasel"
Maybe they'll have a Jigoku Shoujo special 'just' for Tazmo ;)
Tazmo got mass f*** by monkeys, dogs, cats, and prison inmates with 7 foot dick
But I have triple word score and I used a word with an X and a Z! Take that!
Originally Posted by Digital_Eon
Darn! Well... I just passed Go and collected $200!
Originally Posted by mystic_guard_sinoel