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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default I have a feeling that this site is owned by Tazmo.

    But I don't act on it because people might think I'm crazy and it would tarnish my upstanding reputation on the boards.

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    some days ... i just wonder how you were brought into this world...


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    You see StealDragon, when a man loves a woman, many a wonderful things may happen. Let me elaborate.

    Many years ago, perhaps 30 or so, a certain woman named Mom worked in a certain office where Dad was the boss. Then Mom got fat and Dad had to marry Mom. Confused? Let me explain.

    It was a cold dark evening in the 70's, too cold perhaps. Mom was busy typing a report with a typewriter (it's this thing that's like a computer only it's much suckier), and was rather annoyed with the sudden overtime.

    Earlier in the afternoon, Dad had told her that she was to work overtime that night, much to her chagrin as she was planning on watching Friends. Yes it was on in the 70's. Shut up.

    There was only the two of them in the [fast forwards to the sex] and he pushed her down on the desk as he fondled her breasts. She was getting hot now, and he guided her hands to his crotch and told her to stroke it. [fast forward] as she licked the shaft [fast forward] 'Oh Mom you're so tight!' [fast forward] 'Oh Dad, you're tearing me apart!' [fast forward] 'Ikuuuuuuuuuu~!' (Yes, much to my displeasure dad was a weaboo) [fast forward] 3, 2, 1, Launch off. Sperm number 200320423 raced off into the distance, passing by its competitors. It swerved to the left as it entered the urethra. it didn't know if one can enter the urethra, it didn't even know what a urethra was. But suddenly number 24052567 was upon it, slamming it against the soft moist walls. Not to be beaten, it launched a head butt that made 24052567 explode. Then there in the distance, was a huge orb, drawing the young sperm in. Calling to it if not. It was almost there, it would make it, but alas number 42 took a shortcut and slammed straight into the damn thing.

    And that grandson is how your mother was born.

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    Tru_Blu is offline Junior Member Newbie
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    HAAAHahaaaah LOL, bit disturbig cos ur talkin bout ur parents having sex here but AAAAHHAHAAA thats funni shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC
    You see StealDragon, when a man loves a woman, many a wonderful things may happen. Let me elaborate.

    Many years ago, perhaps 30 or so, a certain woman named Mom worked in a certain office where Dad was the boss. Then Mom got fat and Dad had to marry Mom. Confused? Let me explain.

    It was a cold dark evening in the 70's, too cold perhaps. Mom was busy typing a report with a typewriter (it's this thing that's like a computer only it's much suckier), and was rather annoyed with the sudden overtime.

    Earlier in the afternoon, Dad had told her that she was to work overtime that night, much to her chagrin as she was planning on watching Friends. Yes it was on in the 70's. Shut up.

    There was only the two of them in the [fast forwards to the sex] and he pushed her down on the desk as he fondled her breasts. She was getting hot now, and he guided her hands to his crotch and told her to stroke it. [fast forward] as she licked the shaft [fast forward] 'Oh Mom you're so tight!' [fast forward] 'Oh Dad, you're tearing me apart!' [fast forward] 'Ikuuuuuuuuuu~!' (Yes, much to my displeasure dad was a weaboo) [fast forward] 3, 2, 1, Launch off. Sperm number 200320423 raced off into the distance, passing by its competitors. It swerved to the left as it entered the urethra. it didn't know if one can enter the urethra, it didn't even know what a urethra was. But suddenly number 24052567 was upon it, slamming it against the soft moist walls. Not to be beaten, it launched a head butt that made 24052567 explode. Then there in the distance, was a huge orb, drawing the young sperm in. Calling to it if not. It was almost there, it would make it, but alas number 42 took a shortcut and slammed straight into the damn thing.

    And that grandson is how your mother was born.
    hate to break it to you, but thats called rape.
    just joking. God that was a funny read. i lol'ed IRL.

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    umm.. so this is why my mom calls you dad?


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    AK, that just made my day.



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    lmao @ AK
    ta man
    If uve gotta draw the line sumwhere, make sure its drawn in pencil

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    that was disturbing since its about parents...

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    i dont think thats the point, mom and dad are just the names, and they did not have the child yet.. i think? lol

 

 
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